A book that teaches the basics of programming, with 20-step exercises at the end of each chapter. If you do all of them, you should be able to pass any basic programming exam.

An introduction to magic written by the legendary magician Babo the Rattlesnake. It describes how he uses diversion and misdirection to conceal objects during shows.

A book based on a long-running TV show of the same name. It is a wealth of practical information, including nuggets such as the recipe to make strong cleaners, seven ways to reduce splashback when taking a dump, etc.

A cute book like a children's picture book. It tells the story from the point of view of Alf the Toolbox and describes how he and his owner fight to save the Bedroom Planet.

A men's fashion magazine. Although it was published three years ago, that is not really a problem, as fashion trends move much more slowly in prison than on the outside.

A free magazine issued by the city's TV station. It looks ahead at the upcoming shows that will be airing this year. Of course, the one that everyone is looking forward to is Season 8 of the late-night variety show Pink Bathtub.

A horror novel about the destruction of the world after the awakening of the evil entity Cthulor at the bottom of the sea. Critics have called it "a thrilling journey beyond our worst nightmares".

This book introduces the "10 best video games of the last 20 years" as chosen by a renowned gaming magazine. It also includes lots of tips, tricks, and cheats.

Written by the famous Eastern meditation master Kentaro the Peacock. It is about the power of emptiness and nothingness, and describes how to maintain inner peace in difficult situations.

This book instructs the reader on a self-defense technique that combines boxing, wrestling, and Eastern martial arts. It equips you to deal with hooligans, drunks, and even armed assailants with ease.

A memoir written by master magician Will the Gecko in his twilight years. Among many escapes in his life, it focuses on the three occasions when he escaped from his own wedding. It is a thrilling read from cover to cover.

"Want to fit even more stuff in your attic? Want to put a messed up jigsaw puzzle back together? Want to clear a blocked corridor? Then this is the book for you!"

Volume 1: A Storm of Thrones. Volume one of the epic fantasy written by the illustrious author George the Owl. It tells the story of how a young prince defeats his devious uncle to regain the throne following the death of the king.

Volume 2: The Cage of Ice. After the prince regains his throne, he is desperate to find a way to free his mother from the ice cage. But what price will he be forced to pay?

Volume 3: The Soaring Wings. The novel comes to a thrilling climax! The leader of the resistance, Siegfried, has led the heroes to the palace, where they will do battle with the king and his amalgamated dragon!

A book about business mergers and acquisitions techniques, written by the famous economist Bill Stanley. It might make you a better negotiator.

A biography of the Lakeshore Waves basketball megastar "X". His jersey is emblazoned across the cover, and it chronicles several important moments in his career.

An ebook version of the scripture text The One Who Transcended Time. It tells how the Father of the Forest has existed since the beginning of time but also created time.

A book about wine tasting. It describes the table manners that should be observed when tasting wine, and gives 99 titillating anecdotes that are suitable for the wine table.

The autobiography of boxing world champion Jason the Bison. It details how he learned prison brawling during his three-year incarceration, and how he went on to regain the championship belt after his release.

Volume one of the novel about the legendary thief Reginald the Crow. It tells of Reginald's exploits as he steals priceless works of art and rescues a beautiful countess against seemingly impossible odds.

Reginald's story continues to unfold. In this installment, he faces his nemesis, Detective Edmond the Falcon. Will Reginald be able to complete his secret plan?

A guide book for workouts in small spaces. It was written specifically for people who spend a lot of time sitting in an office.

The best-selling book on a dubious new method of learning. The cover reads: "Decipher the code of learning today, and achieve greatness tomorrow!"