"Lose a bed sheet, gain infinite possibilities."

"Some say the more expensive your kicks, the higher you jump!"

"These will really put a spring in your step."

"Hollowed out soles are great for hiding things, but maybe not food."

"The epitome of style, just like the ones the warden wears."

"Comfortable for working and slacking off. Truly multifunctional!"

"Feel as if you're wearing nothing but insoles. Legend has it that if you time it just right, you can pull off a double jump."

"Wear with socks for the ultimate in-prison chic!"

"Feel the wind on your toes...or hooves...or whatever you have."

"Whether you want to demonstrate the principles of quantum mechanics or sneak in some sleep during the day, look no further."

"Can you see properly with these on? Who cares when you look this good!"

"The type of sunglasses that hackers often wear. Supposedly you can see the Matrix code when you put them on."

"Remember, glasses certainly don't equal intelligence." —From Eye Care Guide for Primates

"A must-have if you want to pull off the mysterious look."

"The embodiment of the phrase 'knowledge is power'!"

"You can make a perfect arc for a three-point shot."

"If you control the rebound, you control the world!"

"The only perfect feint is one that fools yourself first."

"The Flames dominate the field with their aggressive style of play, but also get into more brawls than any other team."

"Sharp, fast breaks are the winning formula for the Eagles, which still hold the league record for the fastest basket."

"The Kingpins were formed just last year, but claim to be able to use computer technology to develop plays. They currently have a win rate of a 73.913%."

"As comfortable as a mother's embrace."

"There's no cold that a padded hat can't handle. If you still feel chilly, just wear two!"

"Effective at preventing your hair from falling at a crime scene (but not so useful for animals whose whole body is covered in hair)."

"Make sure you cut your nails before you put them on."

"Be careful if you need to scratch an itchy nose."

"There are two things that can alter the flow of time: gravity and expensive watches." —From Cars for the Poor, Watches for the Rich

"An amazing invention. Just don't forget how to use an analog watch."

"Inspired by multitool pocket knives, it features a foldout can opener, nail clippers, ear pick, toothpick, and much more."

"The Father of the Forest will protect his followers from evil."

"Do not see with your eyes, do not hear with your ears, do not think with your head, but feel with your heart." —From Understand Praying

"He is in the light, the wind, the rain, and your dreams." —From Benevolence is Everywhere

"The roots of the sharp teeth are stained with blood, perhaps from when they were pulled out."

"Before absolute strength, all schemes and machinations are useless!" —From The Truly Practical Guide to Fighting

"Swallowed the incisors that were knocked out? That guy's something else!"

"An Ancient Goatish version of the Necronomicon that has been passed down through Wilbur's family for generations."

"Essentially a master key in the hands of an expert."

"It can break open everything."

"Maybe it will also lower your chances of catching a cold?"

"A gas mask from the prison's equipment store. It even still has the label on it."

"Sweet high notes, crisp middle, strong bass. In a word, transparent."

"Sweet high notes, crisp middle, strong bass. In a word, transparent."

"Sweet high notes, crisp middle, strong bass. In a word, transparent."

"They say Old Lee has six just like it."

"A gourd filled with water. You can clearly feel that it's...become heavier."

"What's the science behind the fact that the water in the gourd has turned into alcohol?"

"You should always have a few tricks up your sleeve."

"A good pick-me-up, but would make your jaw bigger!"

"Warning: Extremely hazardous to your health." —By Animal Federation Fertility Commission

"Rumor has it that eating this mushroom will make you bigger."

"Mushrooms that have been dried and ground into a powder. It's very pungent."

"Brace yourself for the deluge..."

"Warning! Do not eat if allergic to pollen."

"They say if you apply it to your heel, it can eliminate bad odors from socks."

"One will send you to sleep, two to dreamland, three to heaven."

"You should always share good stuff with your friends!"

"Just make sure you go easy on them."

"A prison specialty. It also goes by the name Mega Strength."

"Alcohol works as a disinfectant...not an anesthetic."

"Free yourself of all distractions and get in the zone."

"When times are hard, maybe you'll find hope at the bottom."

"Not for consumption by minors." —From Young Animal Protection Laws

"Not for consumption by minors, no matter how good it tastes!" —From Young Animal Protection Laws(Revised Edition)

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

"Prison chow is all pretty much the same, but there's occasionally something to look forward to."

"More fat, more flavor."

"Kopi luwak is rather unwelcome in this joint."

"Random taste, random pleasure."

"A cookie with raisins... At least they look like raisins."

"Caramel, almonds, crushed peanuts."

"Make sure you don't shake it before opening."

"The bottom of the empty bottle can be used to tell your fortune."

"Big Bang Pizza delivery hotline: 5-2-5-1-7."

"Bed sheet, sock, or underwear. Which filter will you choose?"

"In the big house, most tea bags are made of socks."

"The prison currency of choice."

"Without it, your hard work in the gym is useless."

"One down, 999 to go!"

"You can smell its previous owner, and the one before that, and the one before that..."

"Paralyzingly heavy."

"Roll up the blanket, tie the laces, add a few thousand details...and you're done!"

"The dirtier the sheets, the better the sleep." —Prison saying

"Tying knots is an art. Not too tight, not too loose."

"This works much better than a hairpin."

"Legend has it that there's a genie inside, but no one knows how to summon it."

"Just make sure you don't drop it in the shower."

"You may not want to make yourself smell too good."

"All you need is a key, a bar of soap, and a firm grip."

"A plastic replica of the key on the back of Lester's locker door."

"All you need is a key, a bar of soap, and a firm grip."

"All you need is a key, a bar of soap, and a firm grip."

"To use, simply mix the two liquids together. That's the power of science!"

"The complete wingsuit consists of three parts: left wing, right wing, tail."

"The complete wingsuit consists of three parts: left wing, right wing, tail."

"The complete wingsuit consists of three parts: left wing, right wing, tail."

"If you were immature, you'd probably type 5318008."

"On the outside, adult magazine sales continue to decline due to the popularity of videotapes, but in prison, demand is as high as ever."

"On the outside, adult magazine sales continue to decline due to the popularity of videotapes, but in prison, demand is as high as ever."

"On the outside, adult magazine sales continue to decline due to the popularity of videotapes, but in prison, demand is as high as ever."

"Poster model: Colleen the Horse. Star of the popular late-night show Bigger than You, she is known as the Mistress of Muscle."

"Poster model: Cattie the Cat. A successful actress and singer, her past before becoming famous is a complete mystery, which only heightens her appeal."

"Poster model: Lucie the Fox. Hugely popular for her portrayal of the empress in the movie Realm of the Gods."

"Poster model: Penny the Rabbit. With two PhDs in economics and highly successful career, modeling is just a hobby."

"Hold firmly with your left hand and turn the handle with your right hand." —From A Serious Guide to Coffee

"A handheld game console with a backlight, so you can play even when hiding under the covers."

"A handheld game console with a backlight, so you can play even when hiding under the covers."

"Store in a dry place and don't leave in unused devices for too long." —From Lifeopedia

"Take care of your teeth and they'll take care of you."

"The prison buys unused toiletries from hotels at a low price, so all the toothpaste in the joint is travel size."

"An empty toothpaste tube. Maybe it can be used for something else?"

"You probably won't need it if you're a scavenger."

"Powerful and non-toxic."

"It's not easy to find a lighter in the joint."

"Tough, durable, and reasonably priced."

"Does mixing all seven colors make a rainbow? Nope, just muddy black."

"In the joint, the nail that sticks out gets hammered down. In other words, just keep your head down and do your time."

"Prison sucker punch step 1: 'Hey, your shoelaces are untied.'"

"Friendly advice: Don't use it to wipe your ass."

"Flower arranging takes a lot of time. Fortunately there's no shortage of time in here."

"Warning: You may be mistaken for a member of a certain gang."

"Now you can wear your green credentials for everyone to see!"

"Whoever did this is either crazy or a genius."

"Mediocre but not without a certain appeal."

"A true work of art!"

"Of course, it can also be used to perform magic tricks... Ta-da!"

"As they say, the pen is mightier than the shank."

"Common currency of the Animal Federation. Because it's made of metal, it's worth more than its face value in prison."

"So many loose screws in this place..."

"Righty tighty, lefty loosey."

"It's big brain time!"

"The power of torque in action!"From DIY Maestro

"Abracadabra, alakazam!"

"Abracadabra, alakazam!"

"A make shift weapon for the impending zombie apocalypse. "

"Harder, stronger, deadlier!"

"First use a small hammer to carve a crack, then use a sledgehammer to finish the job!"

"Indispensable to shoemakers, tailors, doctors, and prisoners alike."

"Intact windows are all the same, but every piece of broken glass is unique."

"As they say, necessity is the mother of invention."

"Animal ingenuity truly knows no bounds."

"Don't peel apples. The skin is packed with vitamins and fiber."

"Pieces of wood are easy to come by in prison."

"Unless you know what you're doing, you have more chance of hurting yourself than anyone else."

"Useless on the baseball field, but has other applications!"

"In the big house, they call this the Peacemaker."

"The multifunctional baton carried by all the guards."

"Raise your head, straighten your back, suck in your stomach and lift your hips."

"Now you don't have to worry about your pants falling down during exercise."

"The uniform worn by all the guards. It's made of thick fabric and large around the belly area."

"Everyone in the joint knows what the whistle means: freeze and put your hands up!"

"The key that was dropped in the old work boot. It has a special double-sided tooth pattern. Which lock could it open?"

"A key found in a cabinet in the operating room. It's very heavy. Which lock could it open?"

"As they often say in the joint, whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

"A rare golden beetle. Its beautiful color makes it a very popular pet in the prison. But if you're hungry, you can also eat it. Apparently it tastes quite good."

"A large book of poetry with terrible printing quality. It claims to help the reader better understand how to pray, but it's full of obscure words. Reading it just makes you even more confused."

"A large book of poetry that's been hollowed out for hiding things. The title puts people off opening it."

"The bag that the Sharp Tooth Gang wants to plant in Bill the Buffalo's cell. Remember, curiosity killed the cat. Although...you're not a cat. Heck, you're not even a feline."

"The secret ledger hidden in Caesar's cell, but to you, it's the key to unlocking the door to the visit room."

"Resist the urge to make yourself look like a mummy."

"For when you need to pack some extra punch!"

"The name is no exaggeration."

"Turns a good day into a perfect day."

"The 'other ledger' from Caesar. Hopefully your acting skills can fool Bruce."

"The card left by the mysterious woman on the phone. There's a strange pattern on the back, perhaps a code for her identity."

"The means may not have been honorable, but at least you've managed to obtain this privilege. It will help you see Reed, and that's all that matters right now."

"The photo in the letter contains memories of your youth...but what is hidden behind the 'memories'?"

"You found a map of the prison on the back of the photo! It will help you: identify your location, mark buildings, and plan your route."

"You paid Billy a hefty sum for this pass. It will get you into the mailroom during working hours."

"A work permit registered by Bruce. It will get you into the laundry room during working hours."

"A work card made of cheap plastic. It will get you into the mailroom during working hours."

"A pencil tied to the record book with string. You can't break the string and take it... Not that you'd want to."

"You hacked the electronic lock to the storeroom and set ❔ as the backup code."

"You hacked the electronic lock to the consultation room and set ❔ as the backup code."

"You stuck tape to the storeroom door's keypad, and found less dust on the four keys 1, 2, 4, and 8."

"Taste that's out of this world!
Big Bang Pizza delivery hotline: 5-2-5-1-7."

"You opened the storeroom door by entering 2-4-8-1 on the keypad. It's the correct code!"

"The mysterious letter from Reed apparently contains something that will help you move around the prison. Go to the table in your cell and open it."

"The clear solution that Reed hid in the film canister... Will it help you confess your love? Not unless it's magical."

"An iron that has just been used to iron some clothes. It's still hot enough to burn your finger."

"You have passed the physical at the infirmary and can now go to your workplace."

Viva la revolution!

"The effect is no different from a normal Molotov cocktail. Only a fool would waste good booze like this."

"This official map produced by the prison shows the main building's facilities and routes. It's ideal for stopping new fish getting lost."

"This official map produced by the prison shows the yard's buildings and facilities, as well as the recreation times."

"It may be small, but don't underestimate it."

"This fight is ❔ vs. ❔. You have bet $❔ on ❔, with odds of ❔. If he wins, you will win $❔."

"This game is ❔ vs. ❔. You have bet $❔ on ❔, with odds of ❔. If they win, you will win $❔."

"You borrowed this money from Maggie over the phone."

"Big Bang Pizza delivery hotline: 5-2-5-1-7."

"Lotto ticket purchase hotline: 5-1-8-8-8."

"Lotto ticket purchase hotline: 5-1-8-8-8."

"You've won the lottery! (Draw ❔, Set ❔, Ticket No. ❔)"

"Double the fizz, double the thrill, double the spray!"

"Exquisite fragrance with extra sumptuous lather to give your coat an alluring glow."

"Thanks to the latest nanoparticle technology, now provides four times the nutrients of the previous formula!"

"Rich caramel sandwiched between layers of crispy wafer. Even the crumbs won't go to waste!"

"Greatly improves the detail of the handheld game screen."

"The chips used in kitchen poker games are so light, you can immediately feel just how cheap they are."

"Disguised as a love letter from Sam to his girlfriend Nicole, it is actually an important letter to Reed, in which the card for the Baroness bar is hidden."

"There's ❔ minute(s) until it returns to room temperature. Hurry up and drink it!"

"A work permit registered by Bruce. It will get you onto the roof during working hours."

"Old work boots that were under the clothes rack in the tool shed. They were probably left behind by a maintenance worker."

"A material obtained by refining raw lumber using the tools on the woodwork bench. It is light but very tough."

"In this boring place, even a bad joke can be used as hard currency."

"A permit issued by Anderson. With this, Rob the guard won't stop you from entering the inner hall of the chapel."

"A handwritten piece of paper bearing the church's seal. It outlines a fundraising initiative. It might prove your identity if you show it to other inmates."

"A bag embroidered with the church's coat of arms. It can be handed over to Anderson once the total inside reaches $1,000."

"The cyanoacrylate method is used to capture palm prints from surfaces. The kit consists of a grip-seal bag, quick-drying glue, 'iodine cotton balls', and rubber gloves."

"Anderson's palm print captured from a silver chalice using a palm print capture kit. It should be able to unlock the door to the chapel tower."

"A piece of paper with Rudolph's handwriting. It reads 'Sunset Prop Store' and the phone number '7-1-4-5-3'."

"You need to carefully tear off the seal and clean out the inside. You plan to use it as the grip-seal bag in the palm print capture kit."

"They say it can fix everything... except a relationship."

"This could sting."

"A baseball with a signature scribbled on it. It was locked in the steel cabinet in the inmate property storeroom where contraband is kept. This suggests it might be something out of the ordinary."

"A device that Franklin the inventor made using the components from a handheld game console and a digital watch. According to him, it can be used to crack the palm lock."

"Get yourself acquainted with my masterpiece."

"You son of a bitch, your behavior yesterday really upset me; the deal is off! Consider those two items your reparation to me!"

"A note from Bruce. It's just a series of handwritten numbers. It doesn't look like a phone number. Could it be some kind of code?"

"A screwdriver with soil on the head, which may have gotten there when it was used to repair the plant rack."

"Your piety was witnessed by Father Enrique. As recognition, he presented you with a disc. What could it contain?"

"A work permit registered by Bruce. It will get you into the kitchen during working hours."

"This fish could be used to hit a home run!"

"The key that you bought for $150 through a barbershop quest. Which lock could it open?"

"The map of the city on the library in the General Building. It doesn't have any moving arrows or flashing question marks, which is strange..."

"Who do you want to 'fix' now?"

"Selina's apartment is on the top floor of 186 Pebble Street. Iris hid the recording containing the evidence incriminating the mayor under Selina's pillow."

"You hacked the electronic lock to the consultation room and set ❔ as the backup code."

"Dr. Beth has added a treatment plan to your medical records, allowing you to go to the infirmary every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday morning to treat your 'arrhythmia'."

"You used the pretense of wanting to give Beth a birthday gift to get her to tell you that her birthday is ❔-❔. That is the code for the consultation room door."

"You used the pretense of organizing a surprise party to get a staff member at the Orlando Bar to tell you that Beth's birthday is ❔-❔. That is the code for the consultation room door."

"The photo shows a canary in a gorgeous evening dress, leaning on a balcony and gazing into the distance, but the expression on her face is hard to read."

"You have completed the painting requested by the client. The beautiful canary leaps off the paper, her expression as profound and captivating as ever."

"The diagram shows the positions of both players' pieces. Although white has the next move, the situation seems hopeless."

"You write the method for escaping black's attack on the back of the chess diagram. Now you can hand it in to the barbershop."

"Your work card from Woodpecker TV with your information printed on it. You can use it to get a free coffee from the coffee machine in the TV station building."

"The recording you found in Selina's apartment. It includes the mayor's shady dealings with Blackmarsh, and the criminal methods they employ. By making it public, you should be able to bring down the mayor and his goons once and for all."

"A real dagger, like the fang of a wild animal."

"Cologne from Ray. Apparently it contains pollen, nectar, and... his intense love!"

"A small, white stone that's good for carving chess pieces... and smashing heads in!"

"Genuine prison letterhead paper with the perfect format and content. Just add the warden's signature, and the parole certificate will be complete."

"Prison letterhead paper with 'Parole Certificate' printed on it. This special paper can only be found in the warden's office."

"A pirated movie CD-ROM called Triple Bill, containing the movies Royal Flush, {i}Solo Ascent{/i}, and {i}Enter the Tiger{/i}."

"The pages you tore out of Office Workouts about training leg muscles. According to Jumbo, if you don't train your legs, you'll regret it one day."

"You examined every corner of the kitchen cellar, and did a drawing of everything in there. This should satisfy Alex."

"A small pink lipstick that smells faintly of almonds. Is Alex going to wear it?"

"The key that Diego found in the kitchen. He hid it in the yellow mop bucket near the toilet in the yard."

"All you need is a key, a bar of soap, and a firm grip."

"All you need is a key, a bar of soap, and a firm grip."

"All you need is a key, a bar of soap, and a firm grip."

"All you need is a key, a bar of soap, and a firm grip."

"All you need is a key, a bar of soap, and a firm grip."

"Better to give as a gift than throw down the drain."

"The gray hair found in the toilet in segregation. Judging by the length, thickness, and hardness, it's probably wolf hair."

"The director's cut of the movie Death of a Hitman, featuring an exclusive interview with the lead actor after the credits! It was your and Maggie's favorite movie."

"An ordinary coin with a heart on it. It originally belonged to an unlucky guy with a good heart."

"The CD-ROM of the movie The Corleone Family. Sharp Tooth Gang played it in the TV room on the Monday of the first week this month."

"The CD-ROM of the movie Andy's Redemption. Sharp Tooth Gang played it in the TV room on the Thursday of the first week this month."

"The CD-ROM of the movie Stellar Wars. Sharp Tooth Gang played it in the TV room on the Monday of the second week this month."

"The CD-ROM of the movie Impossible Mission. Sharp Tooth Gang played it in the TV room on the Thursday of the second week this month."

"The CD-ROM of the movie Strange Things. Sharp Tooth Gang played it in the TV room on the Monday of the third week this month."

"Defeat fate with fate, defeat magic with magic."

"Maybe you'll be a full-fledged reporter after this case. Come on!"

"The sticker on the videotape says 'Chief Bonecrusher'. Sounds pretty scary."

"The sticker on the videotape says 'Twinkletoes'. Could it be a dance tutorial?"

"The sticker on the videotape says 'Killer Dragon'. And there's some dried blood on it..."

"Nothing says 'confidence' like champagne at half-time."

"A luxury cigarette brand from Four Corners. It has a picture of the Golden Fleece on the pack."

"The trophy for the champion of the Four Corners underground fights. It's only gold-plated, so not worth much, but it looks good for cracking acorns."

"A work permit registered by Bruce. It will get you into the Staff Block during working hours."

"A key you found under a plant pot. You can be sure it didn't grow from a seed."

"A movie disc you found in the 'pigsty' cupboard downstairs in the Staff Block, entitled The Fish and the Mermaid."

"Safety first! Beware of slippery floors!"

"Uses the latest nanoparticle technology to reabsorb calcium from dormant bone cells. Hopps Biotech can make your dream of being taller come true!"

"A small increase in height, a big increase in Charisma!"

"These bad boys will make you the envy of the cellblock."

"A bar business card you found in your wallet. It says, 'Enjoy our nocturnal pleasures!'"

"The top part of some kind of handle. It has a hexagonal socket, but is missing the handle... It's like a shotgun with only the barrel left."

"The bottom part of some kind of handle. It looks like it can be assembled by inserting it into a socket of the corresponding size... or at least that's how it appears."

"A handle made from the socket you found in the tool cabinet in the septic tank room and the crank you picked up in a drain in the sewer."

"A handle made from the socket you found in the tool cabinet in the septic tank room and the efficient screwdriver you made yourself."

"A small pendant in the shape of a sun. From the weight, it is clearly gold-plated, but sometimes the value of an object is more than its monetary worth."

"You used scissors to cut a small piece from tarp wrapped around the remains. It has the number TC-13 on it, and Lisa's blood."

"A blue sky, white clouds, and a lush meadow with flowers. No one could possibly consider this collage suspicious."

"A letter used to pass the mail inspection. It contains both the evidence disguised as a collage and the number on the pawn shop receipt."

"A piece of paper with Alex's handwriting. It reads 'Barbara's apartment 3-7-2-4-1'."

"The keys Billy taped to the back of the toilet tank in the conjugal visit room. One of the keys is brass and one is silver."

"Caution: If in eyes, immediately rinse with water."

"You can just about make out the name on this rusty dog tag: Whateley, Department of Fringe Science."

"A portable oxygen cylinder with an oxygen mask, but the gauge shows that it's empty."

"You'll be able to swim underwater with this!"

"A lively little goldfish. No doubt the Devil will love... its smell."

"Physics in action! It can pry open anything, no matter how hard, including steel bars."

"The poster has the movie tagline: Death from the deep!"