 | Champagne | Love | 30 | Maybe drowning my sorrows is a good idea. |
 | Golden Fleece Cigarettes | Like | 30 | I've been craving one of these. |
 | Wine Gourd | Love | 26 | Maybe drowning my sorrows is a good idea. |
 | Wine Gourd (Water) | Love | 26 | Maybe drowning my sorrows is a good idea. |
 | Wine Gourd(Alcohol) | Love | 26 | Maybe drowning my sorrows is a good idea. |
 | Handmade Soap | Love | 26 | For me, there's no better gift than this. |
 | Exfoliating Powder | Like | 23 | Thanks, I do need to get rid of the old skin on my belly. |
 | Great White Shark Poster | Like | 23 | Makes me miss my harpoon. |
 | Amber Amulet | Like | 20 | I hope this will make my prayers more effective. |
 | Stone Amulet | Like | 20 | I hope this will make my prayers more effective. |
 | Wooden Amulet | Like | 20 | I hope this will make my prayers more effective. |
 | Premium Liquor | Love | 20 | Maybe drowning my sorrows is a good idea. |
 | Scented Soap | Love | 20 | For me, there's no better gift than this. |
 | Paring Knife | Like | 20 | Makes me miss my harpoon. |
 | Liquor | Love | 16 | Maybe drowning my sorrows is a good idea. |
 | Tea Bag | Love | 16 | I do need to calm down. |
 | Flames Cap | Neutral | 15 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Eagles Cap | Neutral | 15 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Kingpins Cap | Neutral | 15 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Gold-Plated Watch | Neutral | 15 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Digital Watch | Neutral | 15 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Fancy Watch | Neutral | 15 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Canine Tooth Necklace | Neutral | 15 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Molar Necklace | Neutral | 15 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Incisor Necklace | Neutral | 15 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Necronomicon | Neutral | 15 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Wrench | Neutral | 15 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Hammer | Neutral | 15 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Scissors | Like | 15 | Makes me miss my harpoon. |
 | Voice of the Forest | Like | 15 | I hope this will make my prayers more effective. |
 | Screwdriver | Neutral | 15 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Screwdriver | Neutral | 15 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Special Cologne | Neutral | 15 | I'd rather it was a bottle of sunscreen... |
 | Crowbar | Neutral | 15 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Polarized Sunglasses | Neutral | 13 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Punk Sunglasses | Neutral | 13 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Geek Sunglasses | Neutral | 13 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Myopia Glasses | Neutral | 13 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Reflective Glasses | Neutral | 13 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Shatterproof Glasses | Neutral | 13 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Forward Headband | Neutral | 13 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Center Headband | Neutral | 13 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Guard Headband | Neutral | 13 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Gorgeous Painting | Neutral | 13 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Destroyer | Neutral | 13 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Multivitamin | Neutral | 13 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Mint Roll-Up | Like | 12 | I've been craving one of these. |
 | Beer | Like | 12 | This isn't strong enough, but at least it'll quench my thirst. |
 | Soap | Like | 12 | (sighs) If only this was scented... |
 | Premium Cigarette | Like | 12 | I've been craving one of these. |
 | Cold Beer | Like | 12 | This isn't strong enough, but at least it'll quench my thirst. |
 | Slides | Neutral | 10 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Sandals | Neutral | 10 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Nightcap | Neutral | 10 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Padded Hat | Neutral | 10 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Knit Cap | Neutral | 10 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Rubber Gloves | Neutral | 10 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Makeshift Mask | Neutral | 10 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Cream Waffle | Neutral | 10 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Potato Pizza | Neutral | 10 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Alcohol Lamp | Neutral | 10 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Calculator | Neutral | 10 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Red Bandana | Neutral | 10 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Green Bandana | Neutral | 10 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Pen | Neutral | 10 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Belt | Neutral | 10 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Sports Belt | Neutral | 10 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Brass Knuckles | Neutral | 10 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Rubber Shoes | Neutral | 10 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Super Calcium Tablet | Neutral | 10 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Painkiller | Neutral | 8 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Rubbing Alcohol | Neutral | 8 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Sedative | Neutral | 8 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Apple | Neutral | 8 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Waffle | Neutral | 8 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Caramel Bar | Neutral | 8 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Soda | Neutral | 8 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Yogurt | Neutral | 8 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Spicy Ramen | Neutral | 8 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Protein Powder | Neutral | 8 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Toothbrush | Like | 8 | Just what I need. I have to replace my toothbrush every two days. |
 | Toothpaste | Like | 8 | I can never have too much toothpaste. |
 | Screw | Neutral | 8 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Glass Shank | Neutral | 8 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Toothbrush Shank | Neutral | 8 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Nail Bat | Neutral | 8 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Metal Pipe | Neutral | 8 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Bandage | Neutral | 8 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Limited-Edition Soda | Neutral | 8 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Caramel Wafer | Neutral | 8 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Mint | Neutral | 5 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Sleeping Pill | Neutral | 5 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Chewing Gum | Neutral | 5 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Cookie | Neutral | 5 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Match | Neutral | 5 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Pencil | Neutral | 5 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Coin | Neutral | 5 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Spoon | Neutral | 5 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Sharp Spoon | Neutral | 5 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Iodine | Neutral | 5 | Since you've been so thoughtful, I'll accept. |
 | Cloth | Dislike | -1 | Don't give me stuff just for the sake of it. |
 | Basketball Shoes | Dislike | -1 | I can't imagine trying to squeeze my flippers into those. |
 | Running Shoes | Dislike | -1 | I can't imagine trying to squeeze my flippers into those. |
 | Platform Shoes | Dislike | -1 | I can't imagine trying to squeeze my flippers into those. |
 | Leather Shoes | Dislike | -1 | I can't imagine trying to squeeze my flippers into those. |
 | Work Boots | Dislike | -1 | I can't imagine trying to squeeze my flippers into those. |
 | Canvas Shoes | Dislike | -1 | I can't imagine trying to squeeze my flippers into those. |
 | Lock Pick | Dislike | -1 | Don't give me stuff just for the sake of it. |
 | Snap Gun | Dislike | -1 | Don't give me stuff just for the sake of it. |
 | Mushroom | Dislike | -1 | (sniffs) Smells...earthy. |
 | Mushroom Powder | Dislike | -1 | Humph, I'm not interested in this stuff. |
 | Laxative | Dislike | -1 | Humph, I'm not interested in this stuff. |
 | Iris | Dislike | -1 | I'm not interested in flowers. They stink of mud. |
 | Petal Powder | Dislike | -1 | Humph, I'm not interested in this. |
 | Stimulant | Dislike | -1 | Humph, I'm not interested in this stuff. |
 | Coffee Beans | Dislike | -1 | I don't wanna be too alert. The insomnia will kill me. |
 | Ground Coffee | Dislike | -1 | I don't wanna be too alert. The insomnia will kill me. |
 | Paper Crane | Dislike | -1 | I'm not in the mood for origami. |
 | Paper Clip | Dislike | -1 | Don't give me stuff just for the sake of it. |
 | Playpup (New) | Dislike | -1 | I outgrew this stuff a long time ago. |
 | Playpup (Used) | Dislike | -1 | I outgrew this stuff a long time ago. |
 | Playpup (Tattered) | Dislike | -1 | I outgrew this stuff a long time ago. |
 | Horse Pinup | Dislike | -1 | I outgrew this stuff a long time ago. |
 | Cat Pinup | Dislike | -1 | I outgrew this stuff a long time ago. |
 | Fox Pinup | Dislike | -1 | I outgrew this stuff a long time ago. |
 | Rabbit Pinup | Dislike | -1 | I outgrew this stuff a long time ago. |
 | Coffee Grinder | Dislike | -1 | The only grind that matters in this place is the daily grind. |
 | Battery | Dislike | -1 | Don't give me stuff just for the sake of it. |
 | Disinfectant | Dislike | -1 | Don't give me stuff just for the sake of it. |
 | Rust Remover | Dislike | -1 | Don't give me stuff just for the sake of it. |
 | Tape | Dislike | -1 | Don't give me stuff just for the sake of it. |
 | Paint | Dislike | -1 | Don't give me stuff just for the sake of it. |
 | Nail | Dislike | -1 | Don't give me stuff just for the sake of it. |
 | Shoelace | Dislike | -1 | Don't give me stuff just for the sake of it. |
 | Paper | Dislike | -1 | Don't give me stuff just for the sake of it. |
 | Bouquet | Dislike | -1 | I'm not interested in flowers. They stink of mud. |
 | Messy Squiggle | Dislike | -1 | Don't give me stuff just for the sake of it. |
 | Simple Cartoon | Dislike | -1 | To be honest, this piece is terrible. |
 | Glass Shard | Dislike | -1 | Hey, what makes you think I want your trash?! |
 | Lumber | Dislike | -1 | Hey, what makes you think I want your trash?! |
 | Nunchaku | Dislike | -1 | I'd just end up hurting myself. |
 | Jewel Scarab | Dislike | -1 | I don't like bugs. |
 | Small Iron Plate | Dislike | -1 | Hey, what makes you think I want your trash?! |
 | Old Work Boots | Dislike | -1 | I can't imagine trying to squeeze my flippers into those. |
 | Dowel | Dislike | -1 | Hey, what makes you think I want your trash?! |
 | Quick-Drying Glue | Dislike | -1 | Don't give me stuff just for the sake of it. |
 | Colored Paper Crane | Dislike | -1 | I'm not in the mood for origami. |
 | Height Increasing Insoles | Dislike | -1 | I can't imagine trying to squeeze my flippers into those. |
 | Trank Wrap | Hate | -10 | I hate dirty tricks! |
 | Personal Stereo (On) | Hate | -10 | Just what I need, even more noise! |
 | Personal Stereo (Off) | Hate | -10 | Just what I need, even more noise! |
 | Personal Stereo (No Batteries) | Hate | -10 | Just what I need, even more noise! |
 | Ace of Spades | Hate | -10 | I hate dirty tricks! |
 | Handheld Game Console | Hate | -10 | My son had one of these. He stole my money to buy it. These things are nothing but electronic drugs. |
 | Handheld Game Console(No Batteries) | Hate | -10 | My son had one of these. He stole my money to buy it. These things are nothing but electronic drugs. |
 | Empty Toothpaste Tube | Hate | -10 | Can't you see it's empty? You must be bored. |
 | Moldy Bread | Hate | -10 | Are you trying to gross me out? |
 | Small Soapstone | Hate | -10 | Hey, what makes you think I want your trash?! |