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Kangaroo.JosephKangaroo.Joseph

Health
88
Strength
5
Agility
5
Intelligence
3
Charisma
5
GangUnaffiliated
CellA101
WorkRoof Site
Ring nameWhirlwind
Armor Type
Soft Fur
Bonding
Participate in a prison boxing match.
Give Skill
Whirlwind
Whirlwind
Cash
money175
Sexual Orientation♀️

A kangaroo with a strong, muscular physique. As soon as you meet, he tells you his "your fists are your only real friends" theory of surviving prison. As it turns out, his goal was to sell his boxing lessons. As a one-time professional boxer, there is no doubt that he knows his stuff, but the outrageous cost of his lessons makes you wonder if he actually has any students.

There may not be many who remember the name Joseph "The Whirlwind" anymore, but a decade ago, he was a legend in the ring. He once won the championship belt with 40 consecutive victories and broke the record for the biggest weight difference in a knockout victory. However, this legend was ended in his 41st fight. His lackluster performance stunned the spectators, and he was easily KO'd by an unknown second-rate fighter.

The media claimed that his bizarre defeat was evidence that his fights were fixed, and with that, The Whirlwind's reputation was in tatters. Joseph told you that it was a conspiracy to set him up, and that he felt weak and dizzy after he got in the ring. He suspected that someone had drugged his drink, but unfortunately no evidence could be found. After being labeled a fraud, Joseph could no longer compete at the top level, and the debt-ridden former champion was forced to compete in low-level fights. But how could he repay the huge loans he had taken out during his championship days on such meager earnings? Just as he was growing desperate, he was approached by an underground fight-fixing syndicate. They promised Joseph that as long as he cooperated in their fight fixing, he would get a share of the money placed on each bout, which would be much higher than his fee.

Bitter and angry, Joseph agreed to the proposal: "Since the whole world already thinks I'm a fraud, what have I got to lose?!" Every fight went exactly as planned. His superior strength and skill meant that he could win or lose at will. As he participated in more and more bouts, he gradually attracted the attention of the mainstream media. Eventually, with the help of his manager, he was able to win his way back into the top tier. His first fight was to be against his nemesis, the fighter who used vile trickery to end his 40-fight winning streak.

Joseph was extremely excited to hear this news, both for the chance to return to the top tier and for the chance to get revenge on the scumbag. He had finally gotten himself back to peak condition after a month of intense training, and he was confident that he could knock the bastard out in the first round. But just as he was psyching himself up for the bout, he received a phone call from the syndicate. They wanted Joseph to throw the fight, and promised him a lot more money than usual. Without a second though, Joseph immediately turned them down. He could lose a hundred, or even a thousand fights, but he had to win this one on the level, because all he had left was his dignity as a boxer!

Infuriated, the syndicate threatened to turn over evidence of all of Joseph's previous fixed fights to the police if he did not do as they said. If faced with a decision between taking a dive and making some money or ending up in prison, they believed that Joseph would make the smart choice.

The fight began, and his opponent glared at Joseph with contempt, as if he already knew the outcome. The bell rang for the first round! With a bob, a weave, and a mean right hook, Joseph knocked out his opponent in only three seconds. He had finally exacted his long-awaited revenge!

The next day, evidence of his fixed fights was sent to the police just as threatened, and Joseph was sentenced to five years in prison. But he said he had no regrets. His exact words were: "What kind of boxer would I be if I was afraid to throw a punch for fear of getting knocked out?"

Kangaroo.Joseph
Hey, man. Who'd you say's the most trustworthy friend in the joint?
Fox.Thomas
{think1}
Money?
Um... You?
Not the guards, right?
Kangaroo.Joseph
No! Your fists are your only real friends!
Kangaroo.Joseph
Remember, it's dog eat dog in here.
Kangaroo.Joseph
If you don't have the skills to defend yourself, you'll be easy pickings!
Fox.Thomas
Oh... So...?
Kangaroo.Joseph
{smile1}
Kangaroo.Joseph
I got just the thing to turn a little fish into a badass shark: Joseph's Boxing Lessons.
Kangaroo.Joseph
Taught by yours truly, former professional boxer Joseph, aka "The Whirlwind".
Kangaroo.Joseph
Just 10 lessons will make you invincible in a prison brawl!
Kangaroo.Joseph
Right now, there's a special offer. Only $500 per class. How about it?
I don't like violence.
Let me think about it. (Rapport+5)
Kangaroo.Joseph
Hey, if it's too expensive for you, we can negotiate. Give yourself the chance to get stronger!
ActionsTypeResponse Message
GreetingRapport↑↑
Kangaroo.Joseph
What? You wanna train?
GreetingRapport↑
Kangaroo.Joseph
Learn to box. You never know when you'll need it.
GreetingRapport-
Kangaroo.Joseph
Hey, man.
GreetingRapport↓
Kangaroo.Joseph
Hey, just say what you wanna say.
GreetingRapport↓↓
Kangaroo.Joseph
What do you wanna say? I'm very busy.
GreetingRecreation Yard
Kangaroo.Joseph
You're in my way, man.
GreetingRecreation Yard
Kangaroo.Joseph
Hey, take a load off!
GreetingMain Building
Kangaroo.Joseph
This is my favorite spot.
GreetingChapel
Kangaroo.Joseph
Almighty Father of the Forest, please give me a little more time.
GreetingKitchen
Kangaroo.Joseph
To be honest, I kinda like cooking.
Start
Kangaroo.Joseph
You'll be begging me for mercy in no time!
Start
Kangaroo.Joseph
You don't stand a chance!
Start
Kangaroo.Joseph
Challenging me? I'll show you what Joseph The Whirlwind can do!
Return Gift
Kangaroo.Joseph
Here, man. Something in return.
ExtortSuccess
Kangaroo.Joseph
You asshole. Do you have any idea how much this money means to me?
Kangaroo.Joseph
{hate1}
ExtortFailure
Kangaroo.Joseph
Stay away from me. I don't wanna hear any more of your shit today!
Kangaroo.Joseph
{hate1}
Shared TableRejected
Kangaroo.Joseph
Sorry, you're not welcome here.
Share food
Kangaroo.Joseph
{smile1}
Kangaroo.Joseph
I won't refuse your kind offer.
Job RequestSuccess
Kangaroo.Joseph
Well, I guess I could do with a break.
Phone RequestSuccess
Kangaroo.Joseph
Fine, I was finished anyway.
Spike
Kangaroo.Joseph
What's that in your hand? Why so sneaky?
SpikeFailure
Kangaroo.Joseph
You better stay away from my lunch, you hear me?
Ask for foodSuccess
Kangaroo.Joseph
Fine, I don't have an appetite anyway.
Ask for foodFailure
Kangaroo.Joseph
(he ignores you...)
StealFailure
Kangaroo.Joseph
What are you up to?
CheatFailure
Kangaroo.Joseph
Hurry up, man. I'm all fired up and raring to go!
BluffFailure
Kangaroo.Joseph
Heh, don't talk the talk. Walk the walk.
Kitchen gamecleaned out
Kangaroo.Joseph
(cleaned out) Looks like I'm out for the count.
Kitchen gameLeave
Kangaroo.Joseph
You leaving? I'm just about to strike back!
Skill Upgrade
Kangaroo.Joseph
When your punching becomes as natural as breathing, you'll be able to hit the Whirlwind!
Joseph tells you that it was his grandfather Jonathan who taught him this breathing fist technique. But then who taught his grandfather?
Item NameLikesRapportResponse Message
Golden Fleece CigarettesGolden Fleece Cigarettes
Love
40Turns a good day into a perfect day.
Basketball ShoesBasketball Shoes
Love
30Ha, wanna see me float like a butterfly?
Running ShoesRunning Shoes
Love
30Ha, wanna see me float like a butterfly?
Jewel ScarabJewel Scarab
Love
26Ha, the golden legend!
Horse PinupHorse Pinup
Like
23Now this is my kind of thing.
Fox PinupFox Pinup
Like
23Now this is my kind of thing.
Rabbit PinupRabbit Pinup
Like
23Now this is my kind of thing.
Great White Shark PosterGreat White Shark Poster
Like
23You're too kind, man.
Forward HeadbandForward Headband
Like
20It's time to move my muscles.
Center HeadbandCenter Headband
Like
20It's time to move my muscles.
Guard HeadbandGuard Headband
Like
20It's time to move my muscles.
Amber AmuletAmber Amulet
Like
20May the Father of the Forest grant me victory.
Stone AmuletStone Amulet
Like
20May the Father of the Forest grant me victory.
Wooden AmuletWooden Amulet
Like
20May the Father of the Forest grant me victory.
MultivitaminMultivitamin
Like
20Thanks, man. This is exactly what I need.
Mint Roll-UpMint Roll-Up
Love
16Turns a good day into a perfect day.
Protein PowderProtein Powder
Love
16Looks like it's time to work up a sweat!
Premium CigarettePremium Cigarette
Love
16Turns a good day into a perfect day.
Flames CapFlames Cap
Neutral
15You're too kind, man.
Eagles CapEagles Cap
Neutral
15You're too kind, man.
Kingpins CapKingpins Cap
Neutral
15You're too kind, man.
Gold-Plated WatchGold-Plated Watch
Neutral
15You're too kind, man.
Digital WatchDigital Watch
Neutral
15You're too kind, man.
Fancy WatchFancy Watch
Neutral
15You're too kind, man.
Canine Tooth NecklaceCanine Tooth Necklace
Neutral
15You're too kind, man.
Molar NecklaceMolar Necklace
Neutral
15You're too kind, man.
Incisor NecklaceIncisor Necklace
Neutral
15You're too kind, man.
Personal Stereo (On)Personal Stereo (On)
Neutral
15You're too kind, man.
Personal Stereo (Off)Personal Stereo (Off)
Neutral
15You're too kind, man.
Personal Stereo (No Batteries)Personal Stereo (No Batteries)
Neutral
15You're too kind, man.
<em>Playpup</em> (New)Playpup (New)
Like
15Thanks, man. This is exactly what I need.
<em>Playpup</em> (Used)Playpup (Used)
Like
15Thanks, man. This is exactly what I need.
Cat PinupCat Pinup
Neutral
15You're too kind, man.
Coffee GrinderCoffee Grinder
Like
15Now this is my kind of thing.
Handheld Game ConsoleHandheld Game Console
Neutral
15You're too kind, man.
Handheld Game Console(No Batteries)Handheld Game Console(No Batteries)
Neutral
15You're too kind, man.
Red BandanaRed Bandana
Like
15It's time to move my muscles.
Green BandanaGreen Bandana
Like
15It's time to move my muscles.
Sports BeltSports Belt
Like
15It's time to move my muscles.
<em>Voice of the Forest</em>Voice of the Forest
Like
15May the Father of the Forest grant me victory.
Special CologneSpecial Cologne
Neutral
15I probably won't use it, but it looks like it could be worth a few bucks.
ChampagneChampagne
Neutral
15You're too kind, man.
Super Calcium TabletSuper Calcium Tablet
Like
15Thanks, man. This is exactly what I need.
Exfoliating PowderExfoliating Powder
Neutral
15Looking good in the ring is a great way to distract your opponent!
Polarized SunglassesPolarized Sunglasses
Neutral
13You're too kind, man.
Punk SunglassesPunk Sunglasses
Neutral
13You're too kind, man.
Geek SunglassesGeek Sunglasses
Neutral
13You're too kind, man.
Myopia GlassesMyopia Glasses
Neutral
13You're too kind, man.
Reflective GlassesReflective Glasses
Neutral
13You're too kind, man.
Shatterproof GlassesShatterproof Glasses
Neutral
13You're too kind, man.
Wine GourdWine Gourd
Neutral
13You're too kind, man.
Wine Gourd (Water)Wine Gourd (Water)
Neutral
13You're too kind, man.
Wine Gourd(Alcohol)Wine Gourd(Alcohol)
Neutral
13You're too kind, man.
Gorgeous PaintingGorgeous Painting
Neutral
13You're too kind, man.
Handmade SoapHandmade Soap
Neutral
13You're too kind, man.
PainkillerPainkiller
Like
12Whew, just what I needed.
AppleApple
Like
12Thanks, man. This is exactly what I need.
YogurtYogurt
Like
12Thanks, man. This is exactly what I need.
BandageBandage
Like
12Thanks, man. This is exactly what I need.
Work BootsWork Boots
Neutral
10You're too kind, man.
Canvas ShoesCanvas Shoes
Neutral
10You're too kind, man.
NightcapNightcap
Neutral
10You're too kind, man.
Padded HatPadded Hat
Neutral
10You're too kind, man.
Knit CapKnit Cap
Neutral
10You're too kind, man.
Rubber GlovesRubber Gloves
Neutral
10You're too kind, man.
Makeshift MaskMakeshift Mask
Neutral
10You're too kind, man.
Premium LiquorPremium Liquor
Neutral
10You're too kind, man.
Cream WaffleCream Waffle
Neutral
10You're too kind, man.
Potato PizzaPotato Pizza
Neutral
10You're too kind, man.
Alcohol LampAlcohol Lamp
Neutral
10You're too kind, man.
Scented SoapScented Soap
Neutral
10You're too kind, man.
CalculatorCalculator
Neutral
10You're too kind, man.
<em>Playpup</em> (Tattered)Playpup (Tattered)
Neutral
10You're too kind, man.
Simple CartoonSimple Cartoon
Neutral
10You're too kind, man.
PenPen
Neutral
10You're too kind, man.
BeltBelt
Neutral
10You're too kind, man.
Old Work BootsOld Work Boots
Neutral
10You're too kind, man.
Ace of SpadesAce of Spades
Neutral
8You're too kind, man.
MintMint
Like
8Whew, just what I needed.
Rubbing AlcoholRubbing Alcohol
Neutral
8You're too kind, man.
BeerBeer
Neutral
8You're too kind, man.
LiquorLiquor
Neutral
8You're too kind, man.
WaffleWaffle
Neutral
8You're too kind, man.
Coffee BeansCoffee Beans
Like
8Thanks, man. This is exactly what I need.
Caramel BarCaramel Bar
Neutral
8You're too kind, man.
SodaSoda
Neutral
8You're too kind, man.
Ground CoffeeGround Coffee
Like
8Thanks, man. This is exactly what I need.
Tea BagTea Bag
Neutral
8You're too kind, man.
Spicy RamenSpicy Ramen
Neutral
8You're too kind, man.
SoapSoap
Neutral
8You're too kind, man.
CoinCoin
Like
8Thanks. It all adds up.
Limited-Edition SodaLimited-Edition Soda
Neutral
8You're too kind, man.
Caramel WaferCaramel Wafer
Neutral
8You're too kind, man.
Cold BeerCold Beer
Neutral
8You're too kind, man.
IodineIodine
Like
8Thanks, man. This is exactly what I need.
ClothCloth
Neutral
5You're too kind, man.
Sleeping PillSleeping Pill
Neutral
5You're too kind, man.
Chewing GumChewing Gum
Neutral
5You're too kind, man.
CookieCookie
Neutral
5You're too kind, man.
BatteryBattery
Neutral
5You're too kind, man.
ToothbrushToothbrush
Neutral
5You're too kind, man.
ToothpasteToothpaste
Neutral
5You're too kind, man.
MatchMatch
Neutral
5You're too kind, man.
Messy SquiggleMessy Squiggle
Neutral
5You're too kind, man.
PencilPencil
Neutral
5You're too kind, man.
SpoonSpoon
Neutral
5You're too kind, man.
Sharp SpoonSharp Spoon
Neutral
5You're too kind, man.
Platform ShoesPlatform Shoes
Dislike
-1These wouldn't be allowed in the ring.
Leather ShoesLeather Shoes
Dislike
-1These wouldn't be allowed in the ring.
<em>Necronomicon</em>Necronomicon
Dislike
-1Oh, I'm not interested in this.
Lock PickLock Pick
Dislike
-1Hmm, what a strange gift.
Snap GunSnap Gun
Dislike
-1Hmm, what a strange gift.
MushroomMushroom
Dislike
-1This stuff isn't good for me.
Mushroom PowderMushroom Powder
Dislike
-1This stuff isn't good for me.
IrisIris
Dislike
-1Hmm, what a strange gift.
Petal PowderPetal Powder
Dislike
-1This stuff isn't good for me.
SedativeSedative
Dislike
-1This stuff isn't good for me.
Paper CranePaper Crane
Dislike
-1Hmm, what a strange gift.
Paper ClipPaper Clip
Dislike
-1Hmm, what a strange gift.
DisinfectantDisinfectant
Dislike
-1Hmm, what a strange gift.
Rust RemoverRust Remover
Dislike
-1Hmm, what a strange gift.
TapeTape
Dislike
-1Hmm, what a strange gift.
PaintPaint
Dislike
-1Hmm, what a strange gift.
NailNail
Dislike
-1Hmm, what a strange gift.
ShoelaceShoelace
Dislike
-1Hmm, what a strange gift.
PaperPaper
Dislike
-1Hmm, what a strange gift.
BouquetBouquet
Dislike
-1Hmm, what a strange gift.
ScrewScrew
Dislike
-1I only need my fists.
WrenchWrench
Dislike
-1I only need my fists.
HammerHammer
Dislike
-1I only need my fists.
ScissorsScissors
Dislike
-1I only need my fists.
Paring KnifeParing Knife
Dislike
-1I only need my fists.
LumberLumber
Dislike
-1I only need my fists.
NunchakuNunchaku
Dislike
-1I only need my fists.
Metal PipeMetal Pipe
Dislike
-1I only need my fists.
Brass KnucklesBrass Knuckles
Dislike
-1I only need my fists.
DowelDowel
Dislike
-1I only need my fists.
Quick-Drying GlueQuick-Drying Glue
Dislike
-1Hmm, what a strange gift.
ScrewdriverScrewdriver
Dislike
-1I only need my fists.
ScrewdriverScrewdriver
Dislike
-1I only need my fists.
Colored Paper CraneColored Paper Crane
Dislike
-1Hmm, what a strange gift.
CrowbarCrowbar
Dislike
-1I only need my fists.
SlidesSlides
Hate
-10You want me to break my foot or something?!
SandalsSandals
Hate
-10You want me to break my foot or something?!
Trank WrapTrank Wrap
Hate
-10You think I need to resort to dirty tricks to win?!
LaxativeLaxative
Hate
-10This stuff brings back some bad memories.
StimulantStimulant
Hate
-10A stimulant? Do you wanna ruin my career?
Empty Toothpaste TubeEmpty Toothpaste Tube
Hate
-10Do you think I'd like this...trash?
Glass ShardGlass Shard
Hate
-10Do you think I'd like this...trash?
Glass ShankGlass Shank
Hate
-10Only cowards rely on stuff like this.
Toothbrush ShankToothbrush Shank
Hate
-10Only cowards rely on stuff like this.
Nail BatNail Bat
Hate
-10Only cowards rely on stuff like this.
Moldy BreadMoldy Bread
Hate
-10Do you think I'd like this...trash?
DestroyerDestroyer
Hate
-10Only cowards rely on stuff like this.
Small Iron PlateSmall Iron Plate
Hate
-10Do you think I'd like this...trash?
Small SoapstoneSmall Soapstone
Hate
-10Do you think I'd like this...trash?
Rubber ShoesRubber Shoes
Hate
-10You want me to break my foot or something?!
Height Increasing InsolesHeight Increasing Insoles
Hate
-10You want me to break my foot or something?!
Inmate