 | Gold-Plated Watch | Love | 30 | Such an expensive gift... What's the catch? |
 | Digital Watch | Love | 30 | Such an expensive gift... What's the catch? |
 | Fancy Watch | Love | 30 | Such an expensive gift... What's the catch? |
 | Golden Fleece Cigarettes | Like | 30 | (sniffs) To be honest, I kind of miss the taste of cigars. |
 | Platform Shoes | Love | 26 | Such an expensive gift... What's the catch? |
 | Leather Shoes | Love | 26 | Such an expensive gift... What's the catch? |
 | Myopia Glasses | Love | 26 | Such an expensive gift... What's the catch? |
 | Reflective Glasses | Love | 26 | Such an expensive gift... What's the catch? |
 | Shatterproof Glasses | Love | 26 | Such an expensive gift... What's the catch? |
 | Jewel Scarab | Love | 26 | Ha, the golden legend! |
 | Necronomicon | Like | 23 | Knowledge is money, even if that knowledge happens to be strange. |
 | Rabbit Pinup | Like | 23 | The brain is the sexiest part of a woman's body. |
 | Champagne | Like | 23 | (sniffs) The taste may be average, but it should be worth something. |
 | Calculator | Love | 20 | A well-chosen gift. There may be hope for you yet. |
 | Gorgeous Painting | Like | 20 | Hmm... This picture could be worth something. |
 | Handmade Soap | Like | 20 | Not a bad gift. I could do with this. |
 | Tea Bag | Love | 16 | A well-chosen gift. There may be hope for you yet. |
 | Basketball Shoes | Neutral | 15 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Running Shoes | Neutral | 15 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Flames Cap | Neutral | 15 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Eagles Cap | Neutral | 15 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Kingpins Cap | Neutral | 15 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Trank Wrap | Neutral | 15 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Personal Stereo (On) | Neutral | 15 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Personal Stereo (Off) | Neutral | 15 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Personal Stereo (No Batteries) | Neutral | 15 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Premium Liquor | Like | 15 | (sniffs) The taste may be average, but it should be worth something. |
 | Scented Soap | Like | 15 | Not a bad gift. I could do with this. |
 | Playpup (New) | Like | 15 | Not a bad gift. I could do with this. |
 | Horse Pinup | Neutral | 15 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Cat Pinup | Neutral | 15 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Fox Pinup | Neutral | 15 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Coffee Grinder | Like | 15 | Not a bad gift. I could do with this. |
 | Pen | Like | 15 | Not a bad gift. I could do with this. |
 | Wrench | Neutral | 15 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Hammer | Neutral | 15 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Belt | Like | 15 | Not a bad gift. I could do with this. |
 | Sports Belt | Like | 15 | Not a bad gift. I could do with this. |
 | Screwdriver | Neutral | 15 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Screwdriver | Neutral | 15 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Special Cologne | Neutral | 15 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Height Increasing Insoles | Like | 15 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Exfoliating Powder | Neutral | 15 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Crowbar | Neutral | 15 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Great White Shark Poster | Neutral | 15 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Polarized Sunglasses | Neutral | 13 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Punk Sunglasses | Neutral | 13 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Geek Sunglasses | Neutral | 13 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Amber Amulet | Neutral | 13 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Stone Amulet | Neutral | 13 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Wooden Amulet | Neutral | 13 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Wine Gourd | Neutral | 13 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Wine Gourd (Water) | Neutral | 13 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Wine Gourd(Alcohol) | Neutral | 13 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Paring Knife | Neutral | 13 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Destroyer | Neutral | 13 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Multivitamin | Neutral | 13 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Ace of Spades | Like | 12 | An efficient way of making money. I like it. |
 | Mint Roll-Up | Like | 12 | (sniffs) To be honest, I kind of miss the taste of cigars. |
 | Premium Cigarette | Like | 12 | (sniffs) To be honest, I kind of miss the taste of cigars. |
 | Colored Paper Crane | Neutral | 12 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Work Boots | Neutral | 10 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Canvas Shoes | Neutral | 10 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Nightcap | Neutral | 10 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Padded Hat | Neutral | 10 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Knit Cap | Neutral | 10 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Rubber Gloves | Neutral | 10 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Makeshift Mask | Neutral | 10 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Cream Waffle | Neutral | 10 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Potato Pizza | Neutral | 10 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Alcohol Lamp | Neutral | 10 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Playpup (Used) | Neutral | 10 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Playpup (Tattered) | Neutral | 10 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Simple Cartoon | Neutral | 10 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Scissors | Neutral | 10 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Nunchaku | Neutral | 10 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Voice of the Forest | Neutral | 10 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Brass Knuckles | Neutral | 10 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Old Work Boots | Neutral | 10 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Super Calcium Tablet | Neutral | 10 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Laxative | Neutral | 8 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Painkiller | Neutral | 8 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Stimulant | Neutral | 8 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Rubbing Alcohol | Neutral | 8 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Sedative | Neutral | 8 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Beer | Neutral | 8 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Liquor | Neutral | 8 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Apple | Neutral | 8 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Waffle | Neutral | 8 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Coffee Beans | Like | 8 | Not a bad gift. I could do with this. |
 | Caramel Bar | Neutral | 8 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Soda | Neutral | 8 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Yogurt | Neutral | 8 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Ground Coffee | Like | 8 | Not a bad gift. I could do with this. |
 | Spicy Ramen | Neutral | 8 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Protein Powder | Neutral | 8 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Paper Crane | Neutral | 8 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Soap | Neutral | 8 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Pencil | Like | 8 | Not a bad gift. I could do with this. |
 | Coin | Like | 8 | Every penny counts. |
 | Bandage | Neutral | 8 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Limited-Edition Soda | Neutral | 8 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Caramel Wafer | Neutral | 8 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Cold Beer | Neutral | 8 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Mint | Neutral | 5 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Mushroom | Neutral | 5 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Mushroom Powder | Neutral | 5 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Petal Powder | Neutral | 5 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Sleeping Pill | Neutral | 5 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Chewing Gum | Neutral | 5 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Cookie | Neutral | 5 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Battery | Neutral | 5 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Paint | Neutral | 5 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Shoelace | Neutral | 5 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Paper | Neutral | 5 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Iodine | Neutral | 5 | A gift? If I sold this, I'd probably get about... (mutters under his breath) |
 | Cloth | Dislike | -1 | This is completely worthless to me. |
 | Forward Headband | Dislike | -1 | All I can tell you is that this was a failed investment. |
 | Center Headband | Dislike | -1 | All I can tell you is that this was a failed investment. |
 | Guard Headband | Dislike | -1 | All I can tell you is that this was a failed investment. |
 | Canine Tooth Necklace | Dislike | -1 | All I can tell you is that this was a failed investment. |
 | Molar Necklace | Dislike | -1 | All I can tell you is that this was a failed investment. |
 | Incisor Necklace | Dislike | -1 | All I can tell you is that this was a failed investment. |
 | Lock Pick | Dislike | -1 | This is completely worthless to me. |
 | Snap Gun | Dislike | -1 | This is completely worthless to me. |
 | Iris | Dislike | -1 | A word of advice: Sometimes giving a gift without putting in any thought can be counterproductive. |
 | Paper Clip | Dislike | -1 | This is completely worthless to me. |
 | Handheld Game Console | Dislike | -1 | Huh? I don't have time to play this. |
 | Handheld Game Console(No Batteries) | Dislike | -1 | Huh? I don't have time to play this. |
 | Toothbrush | Dislike | -1 | This is completely worthless to me. |
 | Toothpaste | Dislike | -1 | This is completely worthless to me. |
 | Disinfectant | Dislike | -1 | This is completely worthless to me. |
 | Rust Remover | Dislike | -1 | This is completely worthless to me. |
 | Match | Dislike | -1 | This is completely worthless to me. |
 | Tape | Dislike | -1 | This is completely worthless to me. |
 | Nail | Dislike | -1 | This is completely worthless to me. |
 | Bouquet | Dislike | -1 | A word of advice: Sometimes giving a gift without putting in any thought can be counterproductive. |
 | Screw | Dislike | -1 | This is completely worthless to me. |
 | Spoon | Dislike | -1 | This is completely worthless to me. |
 | Sharp Spoon | Dislike | -1 | This is completely worthless to me. |
 | Glass Shank | Dislike | -1 | I have no interest in such crude implements. |
 | Toothbrush Shank | Dislike | -1 | I have no interest in such crude implements. |
 | Nail Bat | Dislike | -1 | I have no interest in such crude implements. |
 | Metal Pipe | Dislike | -1 | I have no interest in such crude implements. |
 | Quick-Drying Glue | Dislike | -1 | This is completely worthless to me. |
 | Slides | Hate | -10 | What a terrible choice of gift. |
 | Sandals | Hate | -10 | What a terrible choice of gift. |
 | Empty Toothpaste Tube | Hate | -10 | Humph, worthless junk. |
 | Red Bandana | Hate | -10 | What a terrible choice of gift. |
 | Green Bandana | Hate | -10 | What a terrible choice of gift. |
 | Messy Squiggle | Hate | -10 | Humph, worthless junk. |
 | Glass Shard | Hate | -10 | Humph, worthless junk. |
 | Lumber | Hate | -10 | Humph, worthless junk. |
 | Moldy Bread | Hate | -10 | Humph, worthless junk. |
 | Small Iron Plate | Hate | -10 | Humph, worthless junk. |
 | Dowel | Hate | -10 | Humph, worthless junk. |
 | Small Soapstone | Hate | -10 | Humph, worthless junk. |
 | Rubber Shoes | Hate | -10 | What a terrible choice of gift. |