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Koala.KevinKoala.Kevin

Health
72
Strength
2
Agility
2
Intelligence
4
Charisma
4
GangUnaffiliated
CellA102
WorkKitchen
Armor Type
Soft Fur
Bonding
Talk to him again when you are in debt.
Give Skill
Swag Bag
Swag Bag
Cash
money125
Sexual Orientation♀️

A short koala. The first time you meet, he mistakes you for a thug coming to collect a debt. It turns out that he is a deadbeat who is constantly borrowing money to live it up, but never pays his debts. Once he realizes who you are, he tries to borrow money from you too. Needless to say, his attempt to take you for a fool infuriates you.

Do not be taken in by his current predicament. Back in the day, Kevin the Koala was a big spender with a predilection for fast cars, expensive watches, and beautiful women. He worked as a real estate agent and was also the company's star seller, earning a generous commission on each sale.

His outstanding sales were thanks not only to his eloquence, but also another little secret: being a very good liar. He would help ineligible buyers get mortgages by falsifying their financial information. Of course, he charged an additional fee for this service.

Kevin made a lot of money for himself and his company, until one day, without warning, the bubble burst.

The company's illicit activities came to light. Kevin was fired as a scapegoat and his savings were wiped out by a huge fine. He was furious at his sudden fall from rich to penniless. The company had condoned his actions all along, so why should he be the only one punished? He had to "make the bastards pay".

One night, he used a stolen key to sneak into the company's offices and steal a large amount of customer information, which he then sold on the black market. A week later, a drunken Kevin was arrested in a luxury hotel room, by which time he had completely squandered his ill-gotten gains.

"Do you think I lost? No, I won." Indeed, Kevin was right. The company suffered a serious public relations crisis due to the customer information leak. This, coupled with the previous mortgage fraud scandal, decimated the company's once high market value, resulting in bankruptcy.

Kevin had the last laugh: "It's only right to pay what you owe. They should understand that better than anyone."

Combat Specialties

Fox.Thomas
Hi...
Koala.Kevin
{exclamation1}
Koala.Kevin
Gimme a damn break! I said I'll pay back the money! I just need more time!
Koala.Kevin
I'm in prison. It's not as if I'm gonna run.
Fox.Thomas
{question1}
Um... What?
There must be a misunderstanding.
Koala.Kevin
Wait... You're not here to collect a debt?
Koala.Kevin
{sweat1}
Koala.Kevin
You startled me. I thought I was in for another beating.
Fox.Thomas
Sounds like you owe a lot of money.
Koala.Kevin
Mostly to the Black Claw Gang...but I borrowed a little from Bill to cover the interest.
Koala.Kevin
And then...two days ago, I borrowed some from Sam to buy painkillers.
Koala.Kevin
Then the new issue of Playpup came out. I wasn't gonna buy it at first, but the cover was just too tempting.
Koala.Kevin
So I bought a copy from Tony on credit, but he said I'd get a discount if I bought beer as well, so...
Fox.Thomas
... I get the picture. You're just a deadbeat, right?
Koala.Kevin
No, not me! I don't wanna bail, but I have cash flow problem right now.
Koala.Kevin
Hey, how about this! You could lend me some cash to help me through this tough time.
Koala.Kevin
When I'm back on my feet, I'll pay you back double. How about it?
Fox.Thomas
... Do you take me for a fool?
ActionsTypeResponse Message
GreetingRapport↑↑
Koala.Kevin
We should help each other.
GreetingRapport↑
Koala.Kevin
Hey, man. Think you can help me out of a bind?
GreetingRapport-
Koala.Kevin
(talking to himself) This is bad...
GreetingRapport↓
Koala.Kevin
(sighs) Go ahead. I'm listening.
GreetingRapport↓↓
Koala.Kevin
Please, can you leave me alone?
GreetingRecreation Yard
Koala.Kevin
Luckily it doesn't cost anything to sit here.
GreetingMain Building
Koala.Kevin
To hell with interest! Tonight, I just want to forget everything.
GreetingChapel
Koala.Kevin
Please get me out of my debts. I'm in way over my head.
GreetingInfirmary
Koala.Kevin
(sniffs) I like the smell of alcohol.
GreetingKitchen
Koala.Kevin
Hey, this food is worth some serious money.
Start
Koala.Kevin
You think I'm an easy target? You couldn't be more wrong!
Start
Koala.Kevin
I'm warning you! I won't go down easy!
Start
Koala.Kevin
Wanna take me down, huh? I won't make it easy for you!
Return Gift
Koala.Kevin
Here's a gift in return. See, I'm not a cheapskate.
ExtortSuccess
Koala.Kevin
Damn it! Here's $. You're not getting a cent more!
Koala.Kevin
{upset1}
ExtortFailure
Koala.Kevin
Shut your mouth! You aren't getting a single cent out of me!
Koala.Kevin
{upset1}
Shared TableRejected
Koala.Kevin
There are places there, there, and there! Why do you have to sit next to me?
Koala.Kevin
{upset1}
Share food
Koala.Kevin
{happy1}
Koala.Kevin
Only a fool would look a gift horse in the mouth.
Job RequestSuccess
Koala.Kevin
Isn't there still a sink over there?
Phone RequestSuccess
Koala.Kevin
Fine, I was finished anyway.
Spike
Koala.Kevin
Hey! There's something in your hand! I can see it!
SpikeFailure
Koala.Kevin
Tsk, don't take me for a fool! I know what you're up to!
Ask for foodSuccess
Koala.Kevin
Fine, I don't have an appetite anyway.
Ask for foodFailure
Koala.Kevin
(he ignores you...)
StealFailure
Koala.Kevin
I'm warning you, don't mess with me!
CheatFailure
Koala.Kevin
Come on, man. Before my luck runs out.
BluffFailure
Koala.Kevin
Don't try to bluff me. I'm not buying it!
Kitchen gamecleaned out
Koala.Kevin
(cleaned out) Dammit! I'm out!
Kitchen gameLeave
Koala.Kevin
Hey! Now that you've won, you're just gonna up and leave?
Skill Upgrade
Koala.Kevin
You don't have a secret pocket like me... but I can tell you another great place on your body for hiding stuff!
After showing you how to hide contraband in the "non-existent pocket", Kevin asks you for money to keep quiet about it.
Item NameLikesRapportResponse Message
Gold-Plated WatchGold-Plated Watch
Love
30Nice! This doesn't look cheap.
Digital WatchDigital Watch
Love
30Nice! This doesn't look cheap.
Fancy WatchFancy Watch
Love
30Nice! This doesn't look cheap.
Personal Stereo (On)Personal Stereo (On)
Love
30Nice! This doesn't look cheap.
Personal Stereo (Off)Personal Stereo (Off)
Love
30Nice! This doesn't look cheap.
Personal Stereo (No Batteries)Personal Stereo (No Batteries)
Love
30Nice! This doesn't look cheap.
Handheld Game ConsoleHandheld Game Console
Love
30Nice! This doesn't look cheap.
Handheld Game Console(No Batteries)Handheld Game Console(No Batteries)
Love
30Nice! This doesn't look cheap.
Special CologneSpecial Cologne
Love
30Hey... Cologne! I do need to up my charisma these days! Thanks, man!
Jewel ScarabJewel Scarab
Love
26Ha, the golden legend!
Basketball ShoesBasketball Shoes
Like
23Hey, you're so generous!
Running ShoesRunning Shoes
Like
23Hey, you're so generous!
Flames CapFlames Cap
Like
23Hey, you're so generous!
Eagles CapEagles Cap
Like
23Hey, you're so generous!
Kingpins CapKingpins Cap
Like
23Hey, you're so generous!
Trank WrapTrank Wrap
Like
23Good timing! I need this.
Horse PinupHorse Pinup
Like
23Hey, you're so generous!
Cat PinupCat Pinup
Like
23Hey, you're so generous!
Fox PinupFox Pinup
Like
23Hey, you're so generous!
Rabbit PinupRabbit Pinup
Like
23Hey, you're so generous!
ChampagneChampagne
Like
23This really goes to my head. I'll drink it slowly.
Exfoliating PowderExfoliating Powder
Like
23Hey, you're so generous!
Great White Shark PosterGreat White Shark Poster
Like
23Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Platform ShoesPlatform Shoes
Like
20Hey, you're so generous!
Leather ShoesLeather Shoes
Like
20Hey, you're so generous!
Polarized SunglassesPolarized Sunglasses
Like
20Hey, you're so generous!
Punk SunglassesPunk Sunglasses
Like
20Hey, you're so generous!
Geek SunglassesGeek Sunglasses
Like
20Hey, you're so generous!
Myopia GlassesMyopia Glasses
Like
20Hey, you're so generous!
Reflective GlassesReflective Glasses
Like
20Hey, you're so generous!
Shatterproof GlassesShatterproof Glasses
Like
20Hey, you're so generous!
Wine GourdWine Gourd
Like
20Hey, you're so generous!
Wine Gourd (Water)Wine Gourd (Water)
Like
20Hey, you're so generous!
Wine Gourd(Alcohol)Wine Gourd(Alcohol)
Like
20Hey, you're so generous!
CalculatorCalculator
Love
20Things are simpler in here than on the outside. Money takes care of everything!
<em>Playpup</em> (New)Playpup (New)
Love
20Wow! You're really gonna give me something this good?
Gorgeous PaintingGorgeous Painting
Like
20I don't know much about art, but it looks like it should be worth a few dollars.
Golden Fleece CigarettesGolden Fleece Cigarettes
Neutral
20Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Ace of SpadesAce of Spades
Love
16Hey, now I can make some big money!
BeerBeer
Love
16Just what I needed to take my mind off my worries.
Cold BeerCold Beer
Love
16Just what I needed to take my mind off my worries.
Rubber GlovesRubber Gloves
Like
15Good timing! I need this.
Canine Tooth NecklaceCanine Tooth Necklace
Neutral
15Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Molar NecklaceMolar Necklace
Neutral
15Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Incisor NecklaceIncisor Necklace
Neutral
15Thanks, this should be worth some money.
<em>Necronomicon</em>Necronomicon
Neutral
15Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Premium LiquorPremium Liquor
Like
15This really goes to my head. I'll drink it slowly.
<em>Playpup</em> (Used)Playpup (Used)
Like
15Hey, you're so generous!
Height Increasing InsolesHeight Increasing Insoles
Like
15Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Forward HeadbandForward Headband
Neutral
13Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Center HeadbandCenter Headband
Neutral
13Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Guard HeadbandGuard Headband
Neutral
13Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Amber AmuletAmber Amulet
Neutral
13Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Stone AmuletStone Amulet
Neutral
13Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Wooden AmuletWooden Amulet
Neutral
13Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Handmade SoapHandmade Soap
Neutral
13Thanks, this should be worth some money.
MultivitaminMultivitamin
Neutral
13Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Lock PickLock Pick
Like
12Good timing! I need this.
Snap GunSnap Gun
Like
12Good timing! I need this.
LaxativeLaxative
Like
12Good timing! I need this.
LiquorLiquor
Like
12This really goes to my head. I'll drink it slowly.
Work BootsWork Boots
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Canvas ShoesCanvas Shoes
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
SlidesSlides
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
SandalsSandals
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
NightcapNightcap
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Padded HatPadded Hat
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Knit CapKnit Cap
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Makeshift MaskMakeshift Mask
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Cream WaffleCream Waffle
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Potato PizzaPotato Pizza
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Alcohol LampAlcohol Lamp
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Scented SoapScented Soap
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
<em>Playpup</em> (Tattered)Playpup (Tattered)
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Coffee GrinderCoffee Grinder
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Red BandanaRed Bandana
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Green BandanaGreen Bandana
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Simple CartoonSimple Cartoon
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
PenPen
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
CoinCoin
Love
10Hey, never turn down money, right?!
BeltBelt
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Sports BeltSports Belt
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
<em>Voice of the Forest</em>Voice of the Forest
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Old Work BootsOld Work Boots
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Rubber ShoesRubber Shoes
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Super Calcium TabletSuper Calcium Tablet
Neutral
10Thanks, this should be worth some money.
MintMint
Like
8It's not as good as eucalyptus, but it'll do.
Mint Roll-UpMint Roll-Up
Neutral
8Thanks, this should be worth some money.
PainkillerPainkiller
Neutral
8Thanks, this should be worth some money.
StimulantStimulant
Neutral
8Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Rubbing AlcoholRubbing Alcohol
Neutral
8Thanks, this should be worth some money.
SedativeSedative
Neutral
8Thanks, this should be worth some money.
AppleApple
Neutral
8Thanks, this should be worth some money.
WaffleWaffle
Neutral
8Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Caramel BarCaramel Bar
Neutral
8Thanks, this should be worth some money.
SodaSoda
Neutral
8Thanks, this should be worth some money.
YogurtYogurt
Neutral
8Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Tea BagTea Bag
Neutral
8Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Spicy RamenSpicy Ramen
Neutral
8Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Protein PowderProtein Powder
Neutral
8Thanks, this should be worth some money.
SoapSoap
Neutral
8Thanks, this should be worth some money.
BandageBandage
Neutral
8Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Premium CigarettePremium Cigarette
Neutral
8Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Limited-Edition SodaLimited-Edition Soda
Neutral
8Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Caramel WaferCaramel Wafer
Neutral
8Thanks, this should be worth some money.
MushroomMushroom
Neutral
5Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Mushroom PowderMushroom Powder
Neutral
5Thanks, this should be worth some money.
IrisIris
Neutral
5Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Petal PowderPetal Powder
Neutral
5Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Sleeping PillSleeping Pill
Neutral
5Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Coffee BeansCoffee Beans
Neutral
5Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Chewing GumChewing Gum
Neutral
5Thanks, this should be worth some money.
CookieCookie
Neutral
5Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Ground CoffeeGround Coffee
Neutral
5Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Paper ClipPaper Clip
Neutral
5Thanks, this should be worth some money.
BatteryBattery
Neutral
5Thanks, this should be worth some money.
ToothbrushToothbrush
Neutral
5Thanks, this should be worth some money.
ToothpasteToothpaste
Neutral
5Thanks, this should be worth some money.
MatchMatch
Neutral
5Thanks, this should be worth some money.
PaintPaint
Neutral
5Thanks, this should be worth some money.
PencilPencil
Neutral
5Thanks, this should be worth some money.
SpoonSpoon
Neutral
5Thanks, this should be worth some money.
Sharp SpoonSharp Spoon
Neutral
5Thanks, this should be worth some money.
IodineIodine
Neutral
5Thanks, this should be worth some money.
ClothCloth
Dislike
-1This is useless, and worthless.
Paper CranePaper Crane
Dislike
-1This is useless, and worthless.
DisinfectantDisinfectant
Dislike
-1This is useless, and worthless.
Rust RemoverRust Remover
Dislike
-1This is useless, and worthless.
TapeTape
Dislike
-1This is useless, and worthless.
NailNail
Dislike
-1This is useless, and worthless.
ShoelaceShoelace
Dislike
-1This is useless, and worthless.
PaperPaper
Dislike
-1This is useless, and worthless.
BouquetBouquet
Dislike
-1This is useless, and worthless.
Messy SquiggleMessy Squiggle
Dislike
-1This is useless, and worthless.
ScrewScrew
Dislike
-1I don't want to end up in seg for this.
WrenchWrench
Dislike
-1I don't want to end up in seg for this.
HammerHammer
Dislike
-1I don't want to end up in seg for this.
ScissorsScissors
Dislike
-1I don't want to end up in seg for this.
Glass ShankGlass Shank
Dislike
-1I don't want to end up in seg for this.
Toothbrush ShankToothbrush Shank
Dislike
-1I don't want to end up in seg for this.
Paring KnifeParing Knife
Dislike
-1I don't want to end up in seg for this.
NunchakuNunchaku
Dislike
-1I don't want to end up in seg for this.
Nail BatNail Bat
Dislike
-1I don't want to end up in seg for this.
Metal PipeMetal Pipe
Dislike
-1I don't want to end up in seg for this.
Brass KnucklesBrass Knuckles
Dislike
-1I don't want to end up in seg for this.
DestroyerDestroyer
Dislike
-1I don't want to end up in seg for this.
Quick-Drying GlueQuick-Drying Glue
Dislike
-1This is useless, and worthless.
ScrewdriverScrewdriver
Dislike
-1I don't want to end up in seg for this.
ScrewdriverScrewdriver
Dislike
-1I don't want to end up in seg for this.
Colored Paper CraneColored Paper Crane
Dislike
-1This is useless, and worthless.
CrowbarCrowbar
Dislike
-1I don't want to end up in seg for this.
Empty Toothpaste TubeEmpty Toothpaste Tube
Hate
-10Hey! You think I want your old junk?
Glass ShardGlass Shard
Hate
-10Hey! You think I want your old junk?
LumberLumber
Hate
-10Hey! You think I want your old junk?
Moldy BreadMoldy Bread
Hate
-10Hey! You think I want your old junk?
Small Iron PlateSmall Iron Plate
Hate
-10Hey! You think I want your old junk?
DowelDowel
Hate
-10Hey! You think I want your old junk?
Small SoapstoneSmall Soapstone
Hate
-10Hey! You think I want your old junk?
Inmate