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Honey Badger.MaxHoney Badger.Max

Health
82
Strength
4
Agility
5
Intelligence
4
Charisma
4
GangBlack Claw Gang Lieutenant
CellB207
WorkRoof Site
Ring nameLandmine
Armor Type
Thick Fur
Bonding
Stay up all night in segregation.
Give Skill
Giant Killer
Giant Killer
Cash
money225
Sexual Orientation♀️

A honey badger with a flat white head, whose prison nickname is Landmine! With a temper as explosive as his nickname implies, even the slightest glance is enough to make him fly off the handle. He is extremely sensitive about his height, and often boasts that he can take anyone in a fight, no matter how big they are.

Max comes from a military family. His grandfather, father, and uncle were all war heroes. He grew up with the strong ambition to become a soldier and make his mark on the battlefield. After several years of tough training, he finally achieved his dream of joining the famous Echo Force special operations unit, and was deployed all around the world to perform the most complex, classified, and dangerous missions.

But combat was nothing like Max had imagined. There was no glory, heroism, or honor. Battle was the cries of children echoing through ruined cities, sand and mud in his nose and mouth, and sniper fire that seemed to come from nowhere. The fear of death gradually made his comrades numb, cold, and ruthless.

Max's team had just finished taking out an enemy stronghold. While sweeping the battlefield, he discovered a secret underground room. Inside was a large amount of gold.

"Hey, we should split it, shouldn't we? Consider it compensation for our traumas," laughed Nick the Bison. "Forget about it, man. See these prisoners. Someone's gonna snitch," warned Steve the Porcupine. Then Max came up with what he thought was a good idea: "Maybe we can make a deal with 'em? Tell 'em to keep their mouths shut and get the hell outta here." Major Michael the Moose dismissed the proposal. "Kid, they'll go straight to the press and expose us. The media will turn the whole thing into a shitstorm." Nick was not happy: "What?! So we're just gonna turn it in so the politicians and pencil pushers can take it for themselves?!" "No, we don't have to worry about it getting out," replied Michael calmly, "because the dead can't talk." Before anyone could respond, the Major shot one of the prisoners in the head.

He then ordered the others to execute one prisoner each, to give them leverage over each other in case any one of them decided to "find their conscience" in the future. Nick hesitated for a moment, but pulled the trigger because he needed money to send home to his pregnant wife. However, Max and Steve refused; they still believed in a sense of honor among warriors.

"I'm out. You can have my share. I didn't sign up to be an executioner," exclaimed Steve and walked toward the door. But before he could set foot outside, Michael put a bullet in his back. The moose was now in a frenzy of blind greed.

A firefight broke out in the secret room. Max decided to help the wounded Steve. He shot Nick dead as Steve laid down covering fire, and then he engaged Michael in hand-to-hand combat. Although the tiny honey badger was like a rag doll compared to the enormous moose, Max used his speed and agility to climb onto Michael's back, then used his sharp, powerful teeth to break the murderer's neck.

The fight was over. Poor Steve died of blood loss, and the two surviving prisoners escaped amid the chaos. Now all of the gold was Max's for the taking, but it gave him no happiness.

Max sold the gold on the black market and divided it into four shares: one for himself, and one each for Steve, Nick, and Michael's families. A few days later, the investigation team came for Max. Just as Michael had predicted, the two escaped prisoners had told the media what happened in the secret room. The Echo Force scandal shocked the nation, and Max was court-martialed for looting and dealing in captured property.

Equip

Honey Badger.Max
Hey! Did you just look at me?!
Fox.Thomas
{question1}
Honey Badger.Max
Looking down on me, huh? Just coz I'm short?!
Honey Badger.Max
{upset1}
Well, you are short.
Do I detect a hint of low self-esteem?
Honey Badger.Max
If you think you could beat me in a fight just coz I'm short, you've got another thing coming!
Honey Badger.Max
I'm Max the Honey Badger, but everyone calls me Landmine.
Honey Badger.Max
Coz no matter how big the dude, anyone who steps on my head gets broken to pieces!
Honey Badger.Max
{angry1}
Fox.Thomas
He certainly has an explosive temper. His nickname really suits him.
ActionsTypeResponse Message
GreetingRapport↑↑
Honey Badger.Max
Haven't you got anything better to do?
GreetingRapport↑
Honey Badger.Max
Hey! You looking at me again?
GreetingRapport-
Honey Badger.Max
Hey, what you looking at?
GreetingRapport↓
Honey Badger.Max
Be careful. Don't get yourself in trouble.
GreetingRapport↓↓
Honey Badger.Max
I hate guys who are full of shit. Are you one?
GreetingMain Building
Honey Badger.Max
I hate using my brain. It gives me a headache.
GreetingGeneral Building
Honey Badger.Max
Hey, something up? Now?
GreetingGeneral Building
Honey Badger.Max
You wanna ask why I'm here?
GreetingRoof Site
Honey Badger.Max
Yeah! It feels damn good to let off steam!
GreetingCafeteria
Honey Badger.Max
(chews loudly)
GreetingCafeteria
Honey Badger.Max
(coughs) I'm choking to death here.
GreetingCafeteria
Honey Badger.Max
My ribs hit the corner of the table.
Start
Honey Badger.Max
You wanna fight? Your funeral!
Start
Honey Badger.Max
If you wanna beat me, you better get some help!
Start
Honey Badger.Max
The Landmine's gonna blow your ass sky-high!
Return Gift
Honey Badger.Max
And you can take this. I don't need it right now.
ExtortSuccess
Honey Badger.Max
Threaten me, huh? Just you wait, I'll show you the meaning of regret!
Honey Badger.Max
{hate1}
ExtortFailure
Honey Badger.Max
You damn fool. If you so much as fart in front of me again, I'll end you.
Honey Badger.Max
{hate1}
Shared TableRejected
Honey Badger.Max
I'm gonna count to three. By the time I finish, you better be out of my sight, you hear?
Honey Badger.Max
{upset1}
Share food
Honey Badger.Max
Just keep it simple and give me all of it!
Job RequestSuccess
Honey Badger.Max
Well, I guess I could do with a break.
Phone RequestSuccess
Honey Badger.Max
Fine, I was finished anyway.
Spike
Honey Badger.Max
Asshole! What's that in your hand?!
SpikeFailure
Honey Badger.Max
Seasoning?! The hell it is!
Ask for foodSuccess
Honey Badger.Max
Ha! You like the look of my chow?
Ask for foodFailure
Honey Badger.Max
Shut up! Before I get mad!
StealFailure
Honey Badger.Max
You want a beating, asshole?
Skill Upgrade
Honey Badger.Max
The bigger you are, the bigger the target. And no one wants to be a target on the battlefield!
Max shows you a few tricks to deal with big guys, one of which is the "low clamp". It's sure to make your opponent weak in the knees.
Item NameLikesRapportResponse Message
Golden Fleece CigarettesGolden Fleece Cigarettes
Love
40On the battlefield, these are as important as bullets.
Canine Tooth NecklaceCanine Tooth Necklace
Love
30The best way to conquer fear is to face it.
Molar NecklaceMolar Necklace
Love
30The best way to conquer fear is to face it.
Incisor NecklaceIncisor Necklace
Love
30The best way to conquer fear is to face it.
HammerHammer
Love
30Now you're talking!
Jewel ScarabJewel Scarab
Love
26Ha, the golden legend!
DestroyerDestroyer
Love
26Now you're talking!
Basketball ShoesBasketball Shoes
Like
23Hmm, looks like a gift.
Running ShoesRunning Shoes
Like
23Hmm, looks like a gift.
Gold-Plated WatchGold-Plated Watch
Like
23Hmm, looks like a gift.
Digital WatchDigital Watch
Like
23Hmm, looks like a gift.
Fancy WatchFancy Watch
Like
23Hmm, looks like a gift.
Horse PinupHorse Pinup
Like
23Hmm, looks like a gift.
Cat PinupCat Pinup
Like
23Hmm, looks like a gift.
Fox PinupFox Pinup
Like
23Hmm, looks like a gift.
Rabbit PinupRabbit Pinup
Like
23Hmm, looks like a gift.
WrenchWrench
Like
23Hmm, looks like a gift.
ScrewdriverScrewdriver
Like
23Hmm, looks like a gift.
ScrewdriverScrewdriver
Like
23Hmm, looks like a gift.
ChampagneChampagne
Like
23Hmm, looks like a gift.
CrowbarCrowbar
Like
23Hmm, looks like a gift.
Platform ShoesPlatform Shoes
Like
20Hmm, looks like a gift.
Leather ShoesLeather Shoes
Like
20Hmm, looks like a gift.
Polarized SunglassesPolarized Sunglasses
Like
20Hmm, looks like a gift.
Punk SunglassesPunk Sunglasses
Like
20Hmm, looks like a gift.
Geek SunglassesGeek Sunglasses
Like
20Hmm, looks like a gift.
Wine GourdWine Gourd
Like
20Hmm, looks like a gift.
Wine Gourd (Water)Wine Gourd (Water)
Like
20Hmm, looks like a gift.
Wine Gourd(Alcohol)Wine Gourd(Alcohol)
Like
20Hmm, looks like a gift.
Paring KnifeParing Knife
Like
20Hmm, looks like a gift.
Mint Roll-UpMint Roll-Up
Love
16On the battlefield, these are as important as bullets.
Protein PowderProtein Powder
Love
16Now you're talking!
Premium CigarettePremium Cigarette
Love
16On the battlefield, these are as important as bullets.
Flames CapFlames Cap
Neutral
15Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Eagles CapEagles Cap
Neutral
15Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Kingpins CapKingpins Cap
Neutral
15Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Trank WrapTrank Wrap
Neutral
15Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Personal Stereo (On)Personal Stereo (On)
Neutral
15Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Personal Stereo (Off)Personal Stereo (Off)
Neutral
15Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Personal Stereo (No Batteries)Personal Stereo (No Batteries)
Neutral
15Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Premium LiquorPremium Liquor
Like
15Hmm, looks like a gift.
<em>Playpup</em> (New)Playpup (New)
Like
15Hmm, looks like a gift.
Handheld Game ConsoleHandheld Game Console
Neutral
15Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Handheld Game Console(No Batteries)Handheld Game Console(No Batteries)
Neutral
15Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Red BandanaRed Bandana
Like
15This reminds me of a movie... What was it called?
Green BandanaGreen Bandana
Like
15This'd be great for jungle camouflage.
NunchakuNunchaku
Like
15Hmm, looks like a gift.
BeltBelt
Like
15Hmm, looks like a gift.
Sports BeltSports Belt
Like
15Hmm, looks like a gift.
Brass KnucklesBrass Knuckles
Like
15Hmm, looks like a gift.
Great White Shark PosterGreat White Shark Poster
Neutral
15Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Forward HeadbandForward Headband
Neutral
13Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Center HeadbandCenter Headband
Neutral
13Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Guard HeadbandGuard Headband
Neutral
13Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Gorgeous PaintingGorgeous Painting
Neutral
13Hey, you trying to butter me up?
MultivitaminMultivitamin
Neutral
13Hey, you trying to butter me up?
BeerBeer
Like
12Hmm, looks like a gift.
LiquorLiquor
Like
12Hmm, looks like a gift.
Cold BeerCold Beer
Like
12Hmm, looks like a gift.
Colored Paper CraneColored Paper Crane
Neutral
12Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Work BootsWork Boots
Neutral
10Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Canvas ShoesCanvas Shoes
Neutral
10Hey, you trying to butter me up?
NightcapNightcap
Neutral
10Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Padded HatPadded Hat
Neutral
10Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Knit CapKnit Cap
Neutral
10Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Rubber GlovesRubber Gloves
Neutral
10Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Cream WaffleCream Waffle
Neutral
10Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Potato PizzaPotato Pizza
Neutral
10Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Alcohol LampAlcohol Lamp
Neutral
10Hey, you trying to butter me up?
<em>Playpup</em> (Used)Playpup (Used)
Neutral
10Hey, you trying to butter me up?
<em>Playpup</em> (Tattered)Playpup (Tattered)
Neutral
10Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Coffee GrinderCoffee Grinder
Neutral
10Hey, you trying to butter me up?
ScissorsScissors
Neutral
10Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Old Work BootsOld Work Boots
Neutral
10Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Super Calcium TabletSuper Calcium Tablet
Neutral
10Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Ace of SpadesAce of Spades
Neutral
8Hey, you trying to butter me up?
MintMint
Like
8I hate not having something to chew on.
LaxativeLaxative
Neutral
8Hey, you trying to butter me up?
PainkillerPainkiller
Neutral
8Hey, you trying to butter me up?
StimulantStimulant
Neutral
8Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Rubbing AlcoholRubbing Alcohol
Neutral
8Hey, you trying to butter me up?
SedativeSedative
Neutral
8Hey, you trying to butter me up?
AppleApple
Neutral
8Hey, you trying to butter me up?
WaffleWaffle
Neutral
8Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Chewing GumChewing Gum
Like
8I hate not having something to chew on.
Caramel BarCaramel Bar
Neutral
8Hey, you trying to butter me up?
SodaSoda
Neutral
8Hey, you trying to butter me up?
YogurtYogurt
Neutral
8Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Tea BagTea Bag
Neutral
8Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Spicy RamenSpicy Ramen
Neutral
8Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Paper CranePaper Crane
Neutral
8Hey, you trying to butter me up?
ScrewScrew
Neutral
8Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Glass ShankGlass Shank
Neutral
8Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Toothbrush ShankToothbrush Shank
Neutral
8Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Nail BatNail Bat
Neutral
8Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Metal PipeMetal Pipe
Neutral
8Hey, you trying to butter me up?
BandageBandage
Neutral
8Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Limited-Edition SodaLimited-Edition Soda
Neutral
8Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Caramel WaferCaramel Wafer
Neutral
8Hey, you trying to butter me up?
MushroomMushroom
Neutral
5Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Mushroom PowderMushroom Powder
Neutral
5Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Petal PowderPetal Powder
Neutral
5Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Sleeping PillSleeping Pill
Neutral
5Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Coffee BeansCoffee Beans
Neutral
5Hey, you trying to butter me up?
CookieCookie
Neutral
5Hey, you trying to butter me up?
Ground CoffeeGround Coffee
Neutral
5Hey, you trying to butter me up?
MatchMatch
Neutral
5Hey, you trying to butter me up?
NailNail
Neutral
5Hey, you trying to butter me up?
IodineIodine
Neutral
5Hey, you trying to butter me up?
SlidesSlides
Dislike
-1You call this a gift?
SandalsSandals
Dislike
-1You call this a gift?
Myopia GlassesMyopia Glasses
Dislike
-1Hey, you think I need this?
Reflective GlassesReflective Glasses
Dislike
-1Hey, you think I need this?
Shatterproof GlassesShatterproof Glasses
Dislike
-1Hey, you think I need this?
Amber AmuletAmber Amulet
Dislike
-1If battle's taught me anything, it's that only you can protect yourself!
Stone AmuletStone Amulet
Dislike
-1If battle's taught me anything, it's that only you can protect yourself!
Wooden AmuletWooden Amulet
Dislike
-1If battle's taught me anything, it's that only you can protect yourself!
<em>Necronomicon</em>Necronomicon
Dislike
-1Hey, what the hell is this?
Lock PickLock Pick
Dislike
-1You call this a gift?
Snap GunSnap Gun
Dislike
-1You call this a gift?
Makeshift MaskMakeshift Mask
Dislike
-1You call this a gift?
Paper ClipPaper Clip
Dislike
-1You call this a gift?
SoapSoap
Dislike
-1You call this a gift?
Scented SoapScented Soap
Dislike
-1You call this a gift?
CalculatorCalculator
Dislike
-1Hey, you think I need this?
BatteryBattery
Dislike
-1You call this a gift?
ToothbrushToothbrush
Dislike
-1You call this a gift?
ToothpasteToothpaste
Dislike
-1You call this a gift?
PaintPaint
Dislike
-1You call this a gift?
Simple CartoonSimple Cartoon
Dislike
-1You call this a gift?
PencilPencil
Dislike
-1You call this a gift?
PenPen
Dislike
-1You call this a gift?
SpoonSpoon
Dislike
-1You call this a gift?
Sharp SpoonSharp Spoon
Dislike
-1You call this a gift?
Handmade SoapHandmade Soap
Dislike
-1You call this a gift?
Rubber ShoesRubber Shoes
Dislike
-1You call this a gift?
ClothCloth
Hate
-10Hey! I'm warning you, don't give me any more of this crap!
IrisIris
Hate
-10You messing with me, asshole?!
Empty Toothpaste TubeEmpty Toothpaste Tube
Hate
-10Hey! I'm warning you, don't give me any more of this crap!
DisinfectantDisinfectant
Hate
-10Hey! I'm warning you, don't give me any more of this crap!
Rust RemoverRust Remover
Hate
-10Hey! I'm warning you, don't give me any more of this crap!
TapeTape
Hate
-10Hey! I'm warning you, don't give me any more of this crap!
ShoelaceShoelace
Hate
-10Hey! I'm warning you, don't give me any more of this crap!
PaperPaper
Hate
-10Hey! I'm warning you, don't give me any more of this crap!
BouquetBouquet
Hate
-10You messing with me, asshole?!
Messy SquiggleMessy Squiggle
Hate
-10Hey! I'm warning you, don't give me any more of this crap!
CoinCoin
Hate
-10Hey! Do I look like a damn panhandler to you?!
Glass ShardGlass Shard
Hate
-10Hey! I'm warning you, don't give me any more of this crap!
LumberLumber
Hate
-10Hey! I'm warning you, don't give me any more of this crap!
Moldy BreadMoldy Bread
Hate
-10Hey! I'm warning you, don't give me any more of this crap!
<em>Voice of the Forest</em>Voice of the Forest
Hate
-10I'm not wasting my time on some long, boring book!
Small Iron PlateSmall Iron Plate
Hate
-10Hey! I'm warning you, don't give me any more of this crap!
DowelDowel
Hate
-10Hey! I'm warning you, don't give me any more of this crap!
Quick-Drying GlueQuick-Drying Glue
Hate
-10Hey! I'm warning you, don't give me any more of this crap!
Special CologneSpecial Cologne
Hate
-10You messing with me, asshole?!
Small SoapstoneSmall Soapstone
Hate
-10Hey! I'm warning you, don't give me any more of this crap!
Height Increasing InsolesHeight Increasing Insoles
Hate
-10You messing with me, asshole?!
Exfoliating PowderExfoliating Powder
Hate
-10Beauty powder? I'm no sissy!
Inmate