 | Flames Cap | Love | 30 | Interesting fact: The chance of winning a card game is inversely proportional to the length of the brim of the player's hat. |
 | Eagles Cap | Love | 30 | Interesting fact: The chance of winning a card game is inversely proportional to the length of the brim of the player's hat. |
 | Kingpins Cap | Love | 30 | Interesting fact: The chance of winning a card game is inversely proportional to the length of the brim of the player's hat. |
 | Polarized Sunglasses | Love | 26 | I never sit at the poker table without a pair of these. |
 | Punk Sunglasses | Love | 26 | I never sit at the poker table without a pair of these. |
 | Geek Sunglasses | Love | 26 | I never sit at the poker table without a pair of these. |
 | Jewel Scarab | Love | 26 | Ha, the golden legend! |
 | Gold-Plated Watch | Like | 23 | Nice gift. You're clearly very observant. |
 | Digital Watch | Like | 23 | Nice gift. You're clearly very observant. |
 | Fancy Watch | Like | 23 | Nice gift. You're clearly very observant. |
 | Personal Stereo (On) | Like | 23 | I like to listen to music while I play poker. It helps me block out all the crap from the other players. |
 | Personal Stereo (Off) | Like | 23 | I like to listen to music while I play poker. It helps me block out all the crap from the other players. |
 | Personal Stereo (No Batteries) | Like | 23 | I like to listen to music while I play poker. It helps me block out all the crap from the other players. |
 | Cat Pinup | Like | 23 | She's just my type. Sexy and mysterious, just like a hole card. |
 | Fox Pinup | Like | 23 | She reminds me of my first love, a dealer in the casino where I used to live. |
 | Handheld Game Console | Like | 23 | Nice gift. You're clearly very observant. |
 | Handheld Game Console(No Batteries) | Like | 23 | Nice gift. You're clearly very observant. |
 | Myopia Glasses | Like | 20 | Nice gift. You're clearly very observant. |
 | Reflective Glasses | Like | 20 | Nice gift. You're clearly very observant. |
 | Shatterproof Glasses | Like | 20 | Nice gift. You're clearly very observant. |
 | Gorgeous Painting | Like | 20 | I bet it wasn't easy getting this painting. |
 | Handmade Soap | Like | 20 | Nice gift. You're clearly very observant. |
 | Golden Fleece Cigarettes | Neutral | 20 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Colored Paper Crane | Like | 18 | Hey, did you fold this? You might be able to put that talent to use with cards. |
 | Ace of Spades | Love | 16 | It's not cheating if you don't get caught, right? |
 | Caramel Bar | Love | 16 | It's not quite as good as chocolate, but nibbling this at the poker table might help sell my bluff. |
 | Spicy Ramen | Love | 16 | I've loved noodles since I was a kid. There used to be prizes in the packs back then. |
 | Caramel Wafer | Love | 16 | It's not quite as good as chocolate, but nibbling this at the poker table might help sell my bluff. |
 | Basketball Shoes | Neutral | 15 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Running Shoes | Neutral | 15 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Rubber Gloves | Like | 15 | Nice gift. You're clearly very observant. |
 | Trank Wrap | Neutral | 15 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Canine Tooth Necklace | Neutral | 15 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Molar Necklace | Neutral | 15 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Incisor Necklace | Neutral | 15 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Necronomicon | Neutral | 15 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Scented Soap | Like | 15 | Nice gift. You're clearly very observant. |
 | Playpup (New) | Like | 15 | Nice gift. You're clearly very observant. |
 | Horse Pinup | Neutral | 15 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Rabbit Pinup | Neutral | 15 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Wrench | Neutral | 15 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Hammer | Neutral | 15 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Screwdriver | Neutral | 15 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Screwdriver | Neutral | 15 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Special Cologne | Neutral | 15 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Champagne | Neutral | 15 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Exfoliating Powder | Neutral | 15 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Crowbar | Neutral | 15 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Great White Shark Poster | Neutral | 15 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Platform Shoes | Neutral | 13 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Leather Shoes | Neutral | 13 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Amber Amulet | Neutral | 13 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Stone Amulet | Neutral | 13 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Wooden Amulet | Neutral | 13 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Wine Gourd | Neutral | 13 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Wine Gourd (Water) | Neutral | 13 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Wine Gourd(Alcohol) | Neutral | 13 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Paring Knife | Neutral | 13 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Destroyer | Neutral | 13 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Multivitamin | Neutral | 13 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Lock Pick | Like | 12 | The principle of lock picking is the same as cards: skill plus luck. |
 | Snap Gun | Like | 12 | The principle of lock picking is the same as cards: skill plus luck. |
 | Paper Crane | Like | 12 | Hey, did you fold this? You might be able to put that talent to use with cards. |
 | Work Boots | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Canvas Shoes | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Nightcap | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Padded Hat | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Knit Cap | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Makeshift Mask | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Premium Liquor | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Cream Waffle | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Potato Pizza | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Alcohol Lamp | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Calculator | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Playpup (Used) | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Playpup (Tattered) | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Coffee Grinder | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Simple Cartoon | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Pen | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Scissors | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Nunchaku | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Belt | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Sports Belt | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Voice of the Forest | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Brass Knuckles | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Old Work Boots | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Super Calcium Tablet | Neutral | 10 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Height Increasing Insoles | Neutral | 10 | It's not cheating if you don't get caught, right? |
 | Mint Roll-Up | Neutral | 8 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Laxative | Neutral | 8 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Painkiller | Neutral | 8 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Rubbing Alcohol | Neutral | 8 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Sedative | Neutral | 8 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Beer | Neutral | 8 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Liquor | Neutral | 8 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Apple | Neutral | 8 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Waffle | Neutral | 8 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Cookie | Like | 8 | Smells great. What raccoon could possibly resist a cookie? |
 | Soda | Neutral | 8 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Yogurt | Neutral | 8 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Tea Bag | Neutral | 8 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Protein Powder | Neutral | 8 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Soap | Neutral | 8 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Coin | Like | 8 | Every single one is a chance to win. You just have to make sure you don't waste it. |
 | Screw | Neutral | 8 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Glass Shank | Neutral | 8 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Toothbrush Shank | Neutral | 8 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Nail Bat | Neutral | 8 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Metal Pipe | Neutral | 8 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Bandage | Neutral | 8 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Premium Cigarette | Neutral | 8 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Limited-Edition Soda | Neutral | 8 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Cold Beer | Neutral | 8 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Mint | Neutral | 5 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Iris | Neutral | 5 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Petal Powder | Neutral | 5 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Sleeping Pill | Neutral | 5 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Coffee Beans | Neutral | 5 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Chewing Gum | Neutral | 5 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Ground Coffee | Neutral | 5 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Paper Clip | Neutral | 5 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Battery | Neutral | 5 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Toothbrush | Neutral | 5 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Toothpaste | Neutral | 5 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Rust Remover | Neutral | 5 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Paint | Neutral | 5 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Pencil | Neutral | 5 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Spoon | Neutral | 5 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Sharp Spoon | Neutral | 5 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Iodine | Neutral | 5 | Were you betting on me liking this gift? |
 | Cloth | Dislike | -1 | You've gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. |
 | Slides | Dislike | -1 | Sorry, your gamble didn't pay off this time. |
 | Sandals | Dislike | -1 | Sorry, your gamble didn't pay off this time. |
 | Forward Headband | Dislike | -1 | Sorry, your gamble didn't pay off this time. |
 | Center Headband | Dislike | -1 | Sorry, your gamble didn't pay off this time. |
 | Guard Headband | Dislike | -1 | Sorry, your gamble didn't pay off this time. |
 | Mushroom | Dislike | -1 | The most important thing for a poker player is to stay calm. |
 | Mushroom Powder | Dislike | -1 | The most important thing for a poker player is to stay calm. |
 | Stimulant | Dislike | -1 | The most important thing for a poker player is to stay calm. |
 | Disinfectant | Dislike | -1 | You've gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. |
 | Match | Dislike | -1 | You've gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. |
 | Tape | Dislike | -1 | You've gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. |
 | Nail | Dislike | -1 | You've gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. |
 | Shoelace | Dislike | -1 | You've gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. |
 | Paper | Dislike | -1 | You've gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. |
 | Bouquet | Dislike | -1 | Sorry, your gamble didn't pay off this time. |
 | Red Bandana | Dislike | -1 | Sorry, your gamble didn't pay off this time. |
 | Green Bandana | Dislike | -1 | Sorry, your gamble didn't pay off this time. |
 | Messy Squiggle | Dislike | -1 | You've gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. |
 | Glass Shard | Dislike | -1 | You've gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. |
 | Lumber | Dislike | -1 | You've gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. |
 | Small Iron Plate | Dislike | -1 | You've gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. |
 | Dowel | Dislike | -1 | You've gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. |
 | Quick-Drying Glue | Dislike | -1 | You've gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. |
 | Rubber Shoes | Dislike | -1 | Sorry, your gamble didn't pay off this time. |
 | Empty Toothpaste Tube | Hate | -10 | Are you betting on whether giving me junk will piss me off? |
 | Moldy Bread | Hate | -10 | Are you betting on whether giving me junk will piss me off? |
 | Small Soapstone | Hate | -10 | Are you betting on whether giving me junk will piss me off? |