A Life of Escape
| Summary | A memoir written by master magician Will the Gecko in his twilight years. Among many escapes in his life, it focuses on the three occasions when he escaped from his own wedding. It is a thrilling read from cover to cover. |
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| Points | 50 |
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| Source | General Building |
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"I was only in my early twenties. I loved Deloris, don't get me wrong, but I wasn't ready to marry her."
"So I escaped from the wedding. I'm sure she still had a very nice party."
Hey! That's terrible, and he's not the least bit sorry.
End
"Although I jilted them at the altar, it wasn't because I didn't love them."
"My act was defying death, and there were several times when I almost lost my life because the props were damaged."
"I didn't want to see my bride become a young widow, so I had no choice but to be a heartless bastard."
Oh, it seems I misunderstood him. He wasn't so bad.
Start
I was only in my early twenties. I loved Deloris, don't get me wrong, but I wasn't ready to marry her.
"So I escaped from the wedding. I'm sure she still had a very nice party."
I'm guessing there's a twist coming; this guy doesn't seem like an asshole in other respects.
End
"Although I jilted them at the altar, it wasn't because I didn't love them."
"My act was defying death, and there were several times when I almost lost my life because the props were damaged."
"I didn't want to see my bride become a young widow, so I had no choice but to be a heartless bastard."
See, I knew there'd be a twist. You can't beat a cop's intuition.